Has a micro penis, and is a backstabbing friend. Has to be viciously attacked so that he know his place cause he is a piece of filthy trash. When he goes to prom tonight he is in for an interesting dicking down.
by Little_Cumstain May 10, 2019
Get the Davidmug. A guy that eats a guinea pig out he is especially stupid in some ways makes weird noises and is a prostitute. If you meet a David you should leave now cuz he may try to rape you.
Oh my gosh this guy is so David
by Samwise gamgy January 12, 2018
Get the Davidmug. David is gay
by Donkeykiller2.0 April 18, 2018
Get the Davidmug. The rich, white, gay annoying guy in high school. He has a white Jeep, newest iPhone, and goes on vacations with friends every month. He is also outgoing and you hate it but you love him.
Person 1: ugh, I hate David!
Person 2: why?
Person 1: I- I don’t know?
Person 2: are you jealous of him?
Person 1: no!
Person 2: why?
Person 1: I- I don’t know?
Person 2: are you jealous of him?
Person 1: no!
by Thatonegirlonstraighttiktok July 7, 2020
Get the Davidmug. by Mho November 21, 2017
Get the Davidmug. David David, also know as David squared, is a very unique specimen. He has unlimited attractiveness meaning any man, women or even animal will instantaneous fall for him. He also contains an intelligence so superior to that of humans it makes Albert Einstein look like a child. In conclusion, if you see him you become a simp.
by Absolutely not Alex November 16, 2021
Get the David Davidmug.