David

Has a micro penis, and is a backstabbing friend. Has to be viciously attacked so that he know his place cause he is a piece of filthy trash. When he goes to prom tonight he is in for an interesting dicking down.
Get your booty over here David!!!!
by Little_Cumstain May 10, 2019
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David is annoying but he is sweet.davis is a great friend.He can be funny and has a great personality.He is weird all the time.David is a great friend.He is sorta good looking but sorta not

My friend is called David and he thinks he is good looking but I tell him he is not
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A guy that eats a guinea pig out he is especially stupid in some ways makes weird noises and is a prostitute. If you meet a David you should leave now cuz he may try to rape you.
Oh my gosh this guy is so David
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The guy everyone secretly finds really annoing and strange. They need a seriouse talking to.
David is gay
by Donkeykiller2.0 July 15, 2017
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The gayest person youll meet
Oh no look it’s David
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The rich, white, gay annoying guy in high school. He has a white Jeep, newest iPhone, and goes on vacations with friends every month. He is also outgoing and you hate it but you love him.
Person 1: ugh, I hate David!

Person 2: why?

Person 1: I- I don’t know?

Person 2: are you jealous of him?

Person 1: no!
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Will always HOLD IT DOWN and TEAR IT UP....even when plunked by a tranny!
by Mho November 21, 2017
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