Diabetes

Usually fat people or obese people have this.Commonly found in people named christiaan.

Hey I think I have diabetes.
Well is your name Christiaan
No
Your fine then

by Epppppiccc_man June 4, 2019

diabeatthis

when you beat diabetes

let's diabeatthis

by lexipeid March 30, 2019

diabettic

An insulin-dependent person whose condition causes him to purchase way too many scratch-off tickets.

My cousin is a diabettic, so I always take her grocery-shopping at the local Amish store where they eschew anything to do with gambling, so that she doesn't feel tempted by any of those rolls of shiny removable-paint-dotted cards.

by QuacksO April 7, 2019

Diabetes

When u eat too much chocolatee u get dis. Sub 2 ObliviousLuke on YT

Bob has 500 chocolate cakes. He eats 499. What does Bob have.
Answer: diabetes

by ItzJustLuke April 16, 2019

Diabetio

A condition in Mexico which is a mix of type 1 and type 2 diabetes

Pronounced dia-Beto

Oh no you a a diabetio

by IAmNotARodwell August 6, 2019

Diab

A sweaty cunt, who stinks like shit. He thinks he knows everything and say "Yeah Yeah" as his reasoning in an argument.

"Fuck that cunt was sweaty he was definitely a Diab

by Larry doodle September 5, 2019

Diablo (guy)

Diablo is a very handsome dude even though this name is rare. If u know a diablo in the world u are very lucky even tho there is less then 25 people in the world actually named in this. Diablo is a hard working women’s guy and if you end up with one of these guys, you should feel as the luckiest person in the world considering this one of the rarest names in the world.

“Do you know anyone named diablo?” “Because I do!!”

Diablo (guy) - he is an amazing person.

by Daddy chicken hands November 21, 2019