diabettic 

An insulin-dependent person whose condition causes him to purchase way too many scratch-off tickets.

My cousin is a diabettic, so I always take her grocery-shopping at the local Amish store where they eschew anything to do with gambling, so that she doesn't feel tempted by any of those rolls of shiny removable-paint-dotted cards.

diabettic by QuacksO April 7, 2019

Crusty Diabetic 

An individual who saves dried or cured semen ejaculate for the purpose of consuming at a later time similar to the relationship a diabetic has with their insulin.

So when i was done pulling out I jizzed on her butt and she layed there till i got home from work and when i walked in she flaked if off and ate it and smiled. Damn bro she is one crusty diabetic, but i still love her.

Crusty Diabetic by Ranchgirls July 14, 2020

Dianetti 

The romantic pairing of Rosa Diaz and Gina Linetti on Brooklyn nine-nine. They are loved by many and they will be married in the future.

Dianetti are so in love

Dianetti by linettis July 22, 2018

diabetits 

When it is so cold that your nipples are consequently sharp to the point where they can prick your finger in order to check your blood sugar.

"Man you're crazy if you go outside without a jacket, you'll for sure get diabetits!"

diabetits by just your average ginger March 5, 2013

type one diabetic 

Type one diabetics are the coolest. People try to break their pancreas to be like us.

Woah! Look at Lauren. She's a type one diabetic! She does 5 shots a day and pokes her finger 8 times each and every day! I wish I was as cool as her!
diabadass

type one diabetic by LaurenB789 November 22, 2015

diabeetis 

A mispronouncing of the word diabetes made popular by former actor Wilford Brimley in a series of TV commercials for the diabetes testing supply company Liberty Medical. Further made popular by the youtube video "Wilford Brimley-the beetis" where various clips taken from all the Liberty Medical commercials are mixed and put to a beat.

"If you have diabeetis, think again"-Wilford Brimley

diabeetis by omg bacon October 16, 2007

dialectical materialism

The Marxian interpretation of reality that views matter as the sole subject of change and all change as the product of a constant conflict between opposites arising from the internal contradictions inherent in all events, ideas, and movements.

The dialectic materialism between Bob and Alice, as manifested in their respective adherence to quintessential gender roles, became indisputably resolved as Bob skeeted all up on her face.

dialectical materialism by tenova June 27, 2004