Crumping

The act of splitting a crumpet with a partner or by yourself. You deficate and smear your feces on both sides of the crumpet. You then close the crumpet and continue to ejaculate on top of the crumpet. You then put it in the oven to harden it a little and pour a mixture of urine and feces over top of it and serve it to your next victim

When was the last time we had a good crumping

by Bumdumpster69 October 27, 2018

cumpty

a cuddly numpty who plays fortnite

oh boy he's a cumpty

by FireStickPixels October 31, 2018

Crupts

Crupts

Bum jumble up my crupts for bekkfast.

by Bigdadlovesu November 6, 2018

Crompton

Shortest peen you will ever see also very gay almost as gay as colby

Look at that gay boy crompton

by Onboard November 8, 2018

crump battle

When you and a group of friends gather around one street light in the middle of the night and one by one have a dance off while everyone else watches until there turn.

I’m high as fuck we should go have a crump battle

by Q576607 November 15, 2018

Crump

A spontaneous and violent movement.

"Y'all ever hit your funny bone on a chair and crump"

"Did you see Tom? When he got shot he Crump'd"

by grosshopper December 18, 2018

Cramptraction

a wave of pain through uterus from a period cramp; lasts 30-60 sec

Oh my, this cramptraction is so painful!

by rebaforever96 June 25, 2019