Forget the geeky, we're faster / no we're faster nonsense. Anyone who has followed the parallel development over the last 15 years knows that it goes - Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac goes 64 -bit / PC goes 64-bit etc etc - swings & roundabouts.
The definition which is consistently accurate over time is this :
Apple computers are the ones used by people who, in their own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, are more reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.
Selah.
The definition which is consistently accurate over time is this :
Apple computers are the ones used by people who, in their own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, are more reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.
Selah.
Apple User : I, in my own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, remain reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.
PC User : Yeah sure, but right now I have a 7 TeraWhops DellCompaqIntelProtard, which kick ass l337 & compatible with all teh other 100 million (gobble) DellCompaqAMDProtard 7 FiloWhops (slurp) so u r 5u><0r (dribble) & i5 477 teh same culur /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\(glug glug glug)
The Man : Shut it bitch n keep chuggin.
PC User : Yeah sure, but right now I have a 7 TeraWhops DellCompaqIntelProtard, which kick ass l337 & compatible with all teh other 100 million (gobble) DellCompaqAMDProtard 7 FiloWhops (slurp) so u r 5u><0r (dribble) & i5 477 teh same culur /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\(glug glug glug)
The Man : Shut it bitch n keep chuggin.
by lex November 25, 2004
Get the apple computer mug.- A member of a French commune
- The more pejorative definition: an ultra-violent French Marxist faction that arose at the conclusion of the Franco-Prussian war with the sole intent of throwing down the government and creating a proletariat paradise. The end result they sought was a fully state owned infra with high taxes and few freedoms. In this description, a communard is no better then a Trotskyite red; it is a fact that when the reds sought to bring their revolution to the world starting in 1918, France and Bulgaria were the most receptive to their message and as such were guilty of some repugnant actions in the name of Communism. Contrast France's actions with that of Germany or the UK to get a better picture.
- The more pejorative definition: an ultra-violent French Marxist faction that arose at the conclusion of the Franco-Prussian war with the sole intent of throwing down the government and creating a proletariat paradise. The end result they sought was a fully state owned infra with high taxes and few freedoms. In this description, a communard is no better then a Trotskyite red; it is a fact that when the reds sought to bring their revolution to the world starting in 1918, France and Bulgaria were the most receptive to their message and as such were guilty of some repugnant actions in the name of Communism. Contrast France's actions with that of Germany or the UK to get a better picture.
"You americans need more government control; the freedom you have is a danger to the world."
"Freedom is a dangerous thing...especially to those who would deny it. Freedom could cause independent thought; can't have that!"
"The french believe in and support their government; they know what is best for their citizens. The high taxes we pay guarantee a working state, with out the dangerous freedoms you americans have!
(Middle finger gesture) Spoken like a true filthy Communard; shove your red faction bullshit up your ass!
"Freedom is a dangerous thing...especially to those who would deny it. Freedom could cause independent thought; can't have that!"
"The french believe in and support their government; they know what is best for their citizens. The high taxes we pay guarantee a working state, with out the dangerous freedoms you americans have!
(Middle finger gesture) Spoken like a true filthy Communard; shove your red faction bullshit up your ass!
by Ironbrand December 9, 2006
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by Anonymous July 4, 2003
Get the apple computer mug.1. A portmanteau: communard = Communist + retard. Usually a pejorative. But always true.
2. A synonym for 'Communist'. Since a Communist is always a retard, a communard is the same thing as a Communist.
2. A synonym for 'Communist'. Since a Communist is always a retard, a communard is the same thing as a Communist.
Person A: "There's 'love' in revolution! (albeit spelled backwards!) Power to the people! Long live Chairman Mao! Everyone is equal. Money is bad. Capitalism sucks. Workers of the world unite! I masturbate to pictures of Che Guevara!"
Person B: "Shut up, you communard."
In this example, Person A is, quite clearly, a communist and a retard, and thus a communard.
Person B: "Shut up, you communard."
In this example, Person A is, quite clearly, a communist and a retard, and thus a communard.
by [KorektPhool] December 9, 2008
Get the communard mug.1) when your computer gets a hard-drive.
2) when your computer grows hair around its openings.
3) when a nerd owns his first computer.
4) when your geek of friend grows hair on his balls
2) when your computer grows hair around its openings.
3) when a nerd owns his first computer.
4) when your geek of friend grows hair on his balls
Hannah: Thats new.
Erik: What?
Hannah: You have hair on your balls now.
Erik: Yeah, I went through compuberty.
OR
Dude, I got a new 999TZ hard drive.
Sweet, you finally went through compuberty
Erik: What?
Hannah: You have hair on your balls now.
Erik: Yeah, I went through compuberty.
OR
Dude, I got a new 999TZ hard drive.
Sweet, you finally went through compuberty
by bargrish March 3, 2008
Get the compuberty mug.n. When a person is multitasking excessively and their leg randomly shakes, twitches or moves uncontrollably. Typically occurs when there is very little time to complete said multi-tasks in. Can typically drive someone crazy, or increase inaccuracy of completing a task. Ususally occurs when the individual is working on multiple projects on a computer, hence the name "Computer Leg Dance".
When Kevin was trying to finish his Biology paper on time, his leg did the Computer Leg Dance as the clock inched towards the deadline.
by greenalicious March 12, 2009
Get the Computer Leg Dance mug.1) Yeah. Everytime I come home from work I really turn on my computer.
2) When my sister is finished with her homework I go someplace quiet and get on my computer.
3) I had plenty of money, so I went out and got a pimped out computer. She cost $3100 and she was worth every penny.
4) My computer is do damn hot, I had to go to the store and buy a fan to preserve everything else in my life.
2) When my sister is finished with her homework I go someplace quiet and get on my computer.
3) I had plenty of money, so I went out and got a pimped out computer. She cost $3100 and she was worth every penny.
4) My computer is do damn hot, I had to go to the store and buy a fan to preserve everything else in my life.
by Brawldud December 23, 2011
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