cactus clit

Noun; When a girl is turned off by a guy or his actions. The equivalent to "Turtle Dick".

So i was talking Ivonne and told her i was attracted to working OT and she replied "that is such a turn off, i just got cactus clit!"

by Self1sh August 28, 2017

Cactus Budding

When you get herpes hut a whole lotta hairs grow all over them. Typically used to stop masturbation.

"I cant masturbate anymore because im cactus budding"
"Haha fuckin loser you got herpes"

by Jazz Speller September 25, 2017

cactus

Someone who you have a crush on... but you think its someone one you know and then its a total stranger!

Glenda: I saw this kid in gym... i think it was Blake... he's really hot!
Linda: Are you sure it was him...
*Next day*
Glenda: That is not Blake!

Linda: I think that is some eighth grader!
Glenda: I dont even know his name!
Linda: He's such a cactus!

by Glenda Foot Massage St. Cactus October 1, 2017

Cactus Dick

When a fuckboy has a really good dick game but you know he isn’t good for you.

I can’t resist Brian’s cactus dick.

by EMarchetta13 January 26, 2018

cactus farmer

Southern slang for the growing and distribution of cannibus and marijuana plants.

I want to move to California and become a cactus farmer

by Cactus farmer January 28, 2018

cactuses

When you get a shirt that has the same cactus repeated all over the shirt. If the shirt has multiple species of cactus then the appropriate term would be cacti.

My shirt has cactuses on it.

by PresteWood May 6, 2018

Cuckus

Somebody who is 15 or older and still isnt allowed to live like an real teenager and doest speak up to their parents.

Brandon is such a cuckus because he cant use his xbox past 7:30 PM.

by Dontworryboutit2002 May 7, 2018