Yank the crank 

Jacking off

I got bored at work last night so I told my bitch of a boss that I was going to go home and yank the crank

Yank the crank by Soviet Duck November 6, 2020

Twilight Crank 

A guy who is obviously a fan of the Twilight movies or books. Usually an emo guy.

Dude, that guy is obviously a fan of Twilight. He's major Twilight Crank!

Twilight Crank by cdlustscats June 2, 2010

Road Crank 

The act of masturbating while driving in your car.

Is that guy next to us road crankin?

Road Crank by Bryan November 19, 2004

bite my crank 

Used when telling someone off, the same meaning but not quite as nasty as telling them to "suck my dick."

Hey Buddy, Bite my crank will ya?

bite my crank by Bruno Stoight May 29, 2008

tank your crank

A phrased used to politely tell a cranky jack ass to shut the hell up or to contain their bad mood.

Person One: Hey man do you want a pickel?

Person Two: What the hell man, you know i hate pickels, why would you even offer me one you asshole!

Person One: Whoooaa there buddy, tank your crank!

tank your crank by Breanne Kuhnhausen February 20, 2009

yank my crank 

To Masturbate; or jerk someone off

Tom asked Shawn to yank my crank

yank my crank by Bigdaddyln July 11, 2006

Boofin' Crank 

The process of ingesting methamphetamine into your anus to get a fast-acting wild rush of speed.

"Did you see lip last night? He was tweekin sac after he spend a few minutes in the bathroom boofin' crank".

Boofin' Crank by Bewfbag November 29, 2018