National Couples Day

July 12th is national couples day! Celebrate with your gf/bf and appreciate their presence.

“Hey babe wanna come over?”
“Why at such a random time?”
“It’s National Couples Day (July 10th)”

by Olive Oil Owl July 9, 2023

Couple laituce

Couple toxique menant à la dépendance affective malsaine et l'isolement

Brita: "Hmm, je n'ai pas vue Pierrette et Timothé-Jimothé depuis bien des lunes"
Jing : "Je sais, ils sont rendu un couple laituce"

by Ronron69swag2007 December 23, 2021

supreme couple

a inside joke made about special needs kids in a couple. these couples usually last a week to 3 months no longer, and are usually very toxic and cringe. Help stop the movement of these couples. They are causing kids ages 12-20 to kill themselves. Basically a Special Needs Cult and there sponsor is supreme. Please help put a stop to this movement... #FuckSupremeCouples2019

hey is that a supreme couple? yeah why? oh *gun shot* oh my fucking god you just killed yourself

by Dababys Dick December 26, 2019

lovely dovey couple

that one couple who talking to people in the "uwu baby voice" to each other and says things like "bawy i miss you so much i need cuddles uwu" and its really weird

person a: "oh my gosh Johnathan and his gf were being such a lovely dovey couple"
person b: "omg ew"

by a boop a coop a doop a roop May 2, 2021

couple goals

when you are a very sexy professional footballer and you share your gf with another very sexy professional footballer

Eriksen is the sexiest man itw. Also couple goals.

by DefoNotAnton October 3, 2019

Couple Buddy

To me ig its like friends with benifits but way more closer igg😂 like you act like a couple but you aint you just need someone to be with ig

She is my couple buddy.

by Une September 12, 2019

comfort couple wednesday

either you comfort your relationship partner or you just look at art of your fictional couple (like mine's pico and bf) OR just ask the person you are intrested in they wanna date

"Hey man, it's comfort couple wednesday, you know what that means"
"Derek, I love you."
"uhhh, what?"

by Spurpy April 29, 2021