Burning Monkey

Burning Monkey is a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) that occurs when a monkey nuts in your mouth and your tongue begins to burn and swell up because of a disease a monkey may be carrying.

Last night I slept with my mouth open and woke up with Burning Monkey

by BigBIRD15 December 3, 2018

Malakai Burns

annoying ass indian kid that thinks hes black and screams allah akbar in the hallway

look at the indian boy Malakai Burns

by dom101baller December 18, 2018

Mrs. Burns

My horrible, lazy science teacher.

Me: Man when will Mrs. Burns grade our fucking assignments?
Jessica: I don’t know she’s so fucking lazy.

by Pusylicker92 February 6, 2019

Burn the biscuits

When someone completely bungles a situation and fucks everything up for all involved.

I can't believe he fumbled on the one yard line, Bruce really burn the biscuits on this one.

by OpiumEater99 September 12, 2016

Cock burn

Like an Indian burn when someone grasps your cock with both hands and violently turns them in opposite directions

Dude last night she grabbed my cock and balls and gave me a cock burn

by Piss indian May 6, 2020

puss burn

friction caused when giving a female a front wedgie while wearing a g-string

sharron suffered from puss burn this morning

by Daniel Booker August 13, 2004

carpet burn

What you get around your lips, and sometimes on your face, after eating way too much hair pie

I ate Donna's wookie patch for two hours, and i got carpet burn on my face!

by Hugh G Rection January 3, 2006