Burning Monkey is a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) that occurs when a monkey nuts in your mouth and your tongue begins to burn and swell up because of a disease a monkey may be carrying.
Last night I slept with my mouth open and woke up with Burning Monkey
by BigBIRD15 December 4, 2018
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When you distroy shit your ex gave you... as in the time he gave you a stuffed animal, and then broke up with you so you burned it.
Friend: So how are things going with tom?
You: I burned the monkey..!
Friend: OH.!.
by Fo'realdoe December 20, 2016
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