Any unnecessary C suite corporate job where the primary purpose is a title to stroke the ego of a Nepo baby and pay them more money than they are actually worth.
"Did you see that new boss they hired? What do they even do and why are they here?"
"Who even knows, all they do is talk about EBITDA and circle back on things, what an absolute blanko"
"Who even knows, all they do is talk about EBITDA and circle back on things, what an absolute blanko"
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Deriving from the fact that all of these corporate wankers have the title of C - blank - O
Deriving from the fact that all of these corporate wankers have the title of C - blank - O
"Did you see that new boss they hired? What do they even do and why are they here?"
"Who even knows, all they do is talk about EBITDA and circle back on things, what an absolute blanko"
"Who even knows, all they do is talk about EBITDA and circle back on things, what an absolute blanko"
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Get the bangout mug.A questionably heroic overdose “treatment” that originated in Bangor, Maine during the early 2000s opioid surge. Locals, for reasons still unknown to science (or common sense), began shoving ice cubes into the rectums of overdose victims, believing the shock of cold would magically kickstart breathing.
Spoiler: it doesn’t.
But somehow, even decades later, the practice refuses to die — much like the patients who actually get real Narcan.
EMS crews across Maine still tell tales of rolling over an OD patient just in time to watch a few half-melted cubes fire out like a frosty 12-gauge blast. The Bangor Ice Tray: a chilling reminder that some folk remedies should stay on ice.
Spoiler: it doesn’t.
But somehow, even decades later, the practice refuses to die — much like the patients who actually get real Narcan.
EMS crews across Maine still tell tales of rolling over an OD patient just in time to watch a few half-melted cubes fire out like a frosty 12-gauge blast. The Bangor Ice Tray: a chilling reminder that some folk remedies should stay on ice.
“He wasn’t breathing so we tried the Bangor Ice Tray.”
“You mean… you shoved ice up his—?”
“Bangor style, baby.”
“You mean… you shoved ice up his—?”
“Bangor style, baby.”
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Get the Bango mug.To bangout is to engage in the act of initiating, continuing, or having already completed a process which itself may or may not have had a discernible beginning, end, or purpose, depending entirely on context, intention, and the observer’s willingness to accept that something is happening at all.
When one bangs out, they are not necessarily performing an action so much as occupying a state of doing-adjacent momentum. The act may resemble productivity, resemble chaos, or resemble nothing in particular. Importantly, a bangout does not require results. In fact, results may invalidate the bangout entirely, as the purity of the term relies on its resistance to conclusion.
Socially, to bangout can imply urgency without direction, confidence without qualification, or completion without verification. For example, someone might say they “bangout the whole thing,” which indicates not that the thing was finished, but that the speaker has decided it counts as finished for reasons that cannot be challenged without violating the spirit of the bangout itself.
Philosophically, bangout exists in a liminal space between effort and excuse. It is frequently invoked to retroactively justify actions that were taken decisively but explained poorly. This retroactive application is not misuse—it is, in fact, one of the core features of the verb. A bangout that cannot be explained is considered a strong bangout.
When one bangs out, they are not necessarily performing an action so much as occupying a state of doing-adjacent momentum. The act may resemble productivity, resemble chaos, or resemble nothing in particular. Importantly, a bangout does not require results. In fact, results may invalidate the bangout entirely, as the purity of the term relies on its resistance to conclusion.
Socially, to bangout can imply urgency without direction, confidence without qualification, or completion without verification. For example, someone might say they “bangout the whole thing,” which indicates not that the thing was finished, but that the speaker has decided it counts as finished for reasons that cannot be challenged without violating the spirit of the bangout itself.
Philosophically, bangout exists in a liminal space between effort and excuse. It is frequently invoked to retroactively justify actions that were taken decisively but explained poorly. This retroactive application is not misuse—it is, in fact, one of the core features of the verb. A bangout that cannot be explained is considered a strong bangout.
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