bible basher's slang

a group of slang words that relate to Christianity and the bible

Goshdam, no chance in hell, for Gosh sakes, to hell with it, hallelujah praise the lord, good lord, go to hell, holy Moses, Jesus Crist, good heavens, Crist sakes...etc.=bible basher's slang

by bread infection October 22, 2005

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the bible

Some people believe the bible is the word of God and that you shouldn't believe any Man because we are fundamentally flawed. The thing these people don't realize is that Man wrote the bible. No, God did not TELL them what to write. Some people thought of some great ways to control people so they constructed this bible and made a MYTH about how this GOD told them to write this bullshit about the world and what you should do.

the bible is not something you should worship. It is a work of fiction written by man.

Would you worship Of Men and Mice?

ooo the bible! if you dont read it and dont believe in god you are going to HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY WITH NO POSSIBILITY OF REDEMTION!!! I will pray for you!!

"no thanks."

by thejenigma July 15, 2005

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The Bible

In the beginning the bountiful Lord created war. It is not known why God in his majesty did such a silly thing. He was grounded for a week. As if it wasn't bad enough he also had a baby with someone else's wife and it was naughty. Around this time God invented condoms but the Catholics confiscated them. They were strawberry flavoured as well. God was really sneaky and then invented femidoms, but no one used them because they looked silly. To make up for the condom incident God invented peace and also pizza. God then killed his son because he was stealing this thunger (literally). And then God had a new son with the angel Gabrielle and called it Chuck Norris.

THE END.

The Bible is always right.

by squidface01 April 27, 2009

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bobblehead nation

A nation of girls (bobbleheads) whose faces are caked with foundation and cannot resist the urge to straighten their hair every 5 minutes. Their language is strange, some say it's very fast spoken English and some don't give a crap to listen long enough :)

A common name from bobblehead nation is Holly.

Currently in bobblehead nation:

12.50pm: Holly straightens her hair
12.55pm: Holly applies 5 inches of orange foundation
1.00pm: Holly straightens her fringe
1.05pm: Holly straightens another bobbleheads hair

by g-unit. December 14, 2008

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