Definitions by thejenigma

the bible 

Some people believe the bible is the word of God and that you shouldn't believe any Man because we are fundamentally flawed. The thing these people don't realize is that Man wrote the bible. No, God did not TELL them what to write. Some people thought of some great ways to control people so they constructed this bible and made a MYTH about how this GOD told them to write this bullshit about the world and what you should do.

the bible is not something you should worship. It is a work of fiction written by man.

Would you worship Of Men and Mice?

ooo the bible! if you dont read it and dont believe in god you are going to HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY WITH NO POSSIBILITY OF REDEMTION!!! I will pray for you!!

"no thanks."

the bible by thejenigma July 15, 2005

Maridia 

Underground water level of the planet ZEBES. Draygon is the boss here.

The Maridia is fun to go into without the gravity suit. =/

Maridia by TheJEnigma March 29, 2005

bird

An animal who enjoys flying and tweeting.

That bird seems to be enjoying himself flying and tweeting.

bird by TheJEnigma May 8, 2004

for the farm 

expression used in gambling

C'mon ace of clubs, this is for the farm.

for the farm by TheJEnigma May 8, 2004

courage

Knowing there is almost certain failure but doing it anyway.

He asked the supermodel out on a date. That took courage.

courage by TheJEnigma March 28, 2004

4 banger 

A woman with loose morals who regularly has sexual intercourse with four partners simultaneously.

Kia is such a 4 banger. She did John, Bob, Zack, and Tim last night.

4 banger by TheJEnigma March 28, 2004

moral 

There are two types of morality:

1) Being moral for someone else
This first example would be like someone doing everything the Christian Church says to do just because everyone thinks the church is always right.
2) Being moral for oneself
The second example would be like someone doing what the believe is right. They would not do this thing for any reason other than they know for themselves that it is right.

Being moral does not mean a person is automatically a "wussy" or mean that they are in charities. It means only that when they are pressed to do the right thing, they do.

1) Jesus says to love my neighbor. Even though he is a murdurous pedaphile, I will be nice to him.
2) I turned in the murdurous pedaphile that lives next door because it was the right thing to do.

moral by TheJEnigma March 23, 2004