swampy balls

Swampy balls is what occurs when you're outside in the heat, and the ensuing sweat creates a swamp-like environment surrounding your scrotum.

Dude, I knew I shouldn't have gone commando while wearing these wool pants, I totally have a case of swampy balls.

by VengeanceOtter July 2, 2004

purity ball

a creepy, covertly incestuous ritual in which a girl "gives" her virginity to her father who will "give" it to her husband on her wedding day. inherently misogynist, since no one seems to care about what boys do with their dingalings. usually put on by evangelical fundie Christian dads who "date" their daughters, exhibit lots of family love, and have an unhealthy interest in their daughters' sexuality.

Did you see the Glamour article on incest-fest... er, I mean, purity balls?

by Heina January 7, 2009

sima balls

What you say after Simon asks you what "sima" is

"Hey sima whats up"
"Whats sima"
"Sima balls"

by bruh123124124124 October 15, 2019

rolling balls

adj, rolling really hard, that is, very fucked up from ecstasy.

Man I had like three hits at once, I was rolling balls!

by Die Meisterin January 5, 2005

dropped the ball

To screw up a major opportunity, that possibly comes along only once in a blue moon.

"One keg of beer, two blonde twins, a hotel room, and an endless supply of rubbers. Think he shagged them? Nope. He dropped the ball."

by D. Gould February 15, 2006

Balls Time

Extreme courage and valor in any given situation.

Ronald Speirs of the US Army during WWII who ran through German infantry, artillery, and armor to join up with I Company. Only to then run through all that again to rejoin back with E Company. Balls Time.

by Lord Djem So March 19, 2009

Smog balls

When a woman inhales a cigarette then blows the smoke on a man's sweaty balls before she licks them .

I love to lick smog balls because they taste like a salty ash tray .

by bratcat420 June 21, 2013