Beat Nuts

1. The opposite of cool beans; something that is shitty.
2. A person who is boring or annoying, or who generally sucks.

Can be used interchangeably in forms such as: beat nut, beat nutter, beat fucking nuts

Beat nuts! the feuer broke!

myles is a beat nut

what a beat nutter, he won't throw down for buddha

Beat Nuts by bumpea April 29, 2010

aint bout nuttin 

Sl. (slang)meaning nothing special. If referred to a person: meaning not worth talking to, or no motivation to get to know that person.

Eric: Have you met Tanisha?
Bill : I've seen her, but she aint bout nuttin.
Eric: That's what everyone is saying !

aint bout nuttin by kaybaex3 July 5, 2011

smurf nuts 

1- Blue balls

2- Why Grouchy Smurf is so angry

"She got me all worked up and walked away, leaving me with a bad case of smurf nuts."

"I HATE SMURF NUTS!!!"

smurf nuts by Batrastard July 9, 2003

gut nuts 

Gut nuts happen when an obese man pulls his pants over his enormous gut. This creates situation where the offender looks as if they have elephantiasis of the nuts. Gut nuts can be treated with proper diet.

Those blue polyester pants really accentuate big john gut nuts!

gut nuts by Chris February 26, 2005

poked in the nuts 

A technical term describing a piece of software or hardware which has failed in spectacular fashion.

Steve: Hey Matt, how come I can't get to the urban dictionary?
Matt: Fuck, looks like the the god damn router is poked in the nuts again.

poked in the nuts by Sambosa June 24, 2005

just bite my nuts and call me skippy 

to be shocked if you hear something you can say that with no homo

real well just bite my nuts and call me skippy

just bite my nuts and call me skippy by beating meat nuting off November 9, 2009

your mom deez nuts

One of the top powerful insults that can beat the insult 'your mom'. I think.

John : I enjoyed my trip to the mountains
Ronin : I enjoyed my trip to your mom
John : I enjoyed my trip to your mom deez nuts

John was never seen again

your mom deez nuts by Coughee November 23, 2021