these nuts

big nut big cringe

guy: knock knock
guy 2: whos there
guy: nuts
guy 2: whos nuts
guy: these nuts fit on yo face

by da wok January 27, 2022

deez nuts

my favorite coke deez nuts jokes.

somebody i dont know: hey whats ur name
litterly me:deez
somebody i dont know: deez what?
litterly me:DEEZ NUTS 😽

by luverra October 9, 2021

Cut a Nut

The moment when your jerking off, however a man's penis is shown in the porno, thus causing you to take a pause and cut your nut short.

Bro I was about to squirt, but I saw that penis so I knew I had to cut a nut.

by Kat Cuterus February 9, 2017

Buster Nutting

The act of going to cemetery, digging up a dead animal, and aggressively having sex with it while your homie either fingers or masturbates it. This must be done using anal beads, lube, lotion, and a ripped up homemade condom. For it to be considered Buster Nutting, you must practice all of your moves on a fleshlight made from a sponge, rubber gloves, and a can of pringles for 10 hours straight. After you do it for a good 5 seconds and let out your load, you must start jumping on the animal until it's organs splatter everywhere so you can drink it up like it's a cherry fucking slushie.

Hey Bob, Jimmy's Dog just got brutally murdered, it's a perfect time to practice our Buster Nutting skills

by 2xVanity May 10, 2024

Finger Nut

A guy who wants to masturbate

Oh i fancy a quick finger nut before i shower

by GolleyRPD June 29, 2022

Nut Cracker

A game in which a group of boys stand in a circle, and in the middle there is a cracker, the boys must masturbate at the same time, and the last boy to ejaculate on the said cracker has to eat it.

Yo we were playing the Nut Cracker game, and Daves had hella smegma on the cracker

by Ortis Barash May 20, 2025

Nut Vacuum

A person who slurps nut up like a vacuum. Efficiently.

Bro Kam gobbled that nut up like the Nut Vacuum she is.

by mintyorangefella3839 February 25, 2022