processed cheese

A hideous, tasteless, joyless substance eaten by Americans to defy God and Europe.

The amount of plastic used to pack processed cheese slices has killed at least a billion turtles, and the cheese itself has contributed to every heart attack recorded since 1911.

"Mmmm," said the North American. He could not say more. His teeth had gotten stuck together from eating too much processed cheese.

by KNCVBKK January 9, 2024

Blue cheese

When a white girl has a yeast infection and wants you to eat it

I heard Enrique Rodriguez likes girls with blue cheese

by Iziai Rodriguez January 10, 2024

Faucet Cheese

"Faucet cheese" is a term used to describe cheese dispensers designed to dispense liquid cheese. These dispensers typically feature a faucet-like mechanism that allows users to easily pour or drizzle liquid cheese onto their desired food items. This term is commonly employed in casual conversations or within the context of snack bars, concession stands, or venues where such dispensers are used to enhance the flavor of various dishes like nachos, hot dogs, or pretzels. The term playfully combines the concept of a faucet, a device for controlling the flow of liquid, with the cheesy nature of the substance being dispensed.

At the snack bar, Tim exclaimed, "I feel like a cheese artist with this faucet cheese! Move over, Picasso, I'm about to create a masterpiece on these nachos!"

by Irocz187 January 12, 2024

Pedestrian Grilled Cheese

When you take one slice of pepperjack cheese and one slice of Colby Jack cheese and put it on a bitch’s tits and walk your cock and balls across her chest

Yo did u pedestrian grilled cheese that shawty last night or what?

by Sandyclams January 15, 2024

cheese debt

When you indulge in copious amounts of cheese for days on end (like on vacation) and it results in the body’s internal plumbing backing up.

I’ve incurred quite the cheese debt this week, it’s been 5 days since I’ve had a shit and the interest on this is starting to scare me.

by Black squirrel January 16, 2024

Cheese Pizza

A popular dish of Italian origin, consisting of a flat round base of dough baked with a topping of tomato sauce and cheese. A universally loved food item known for its cheesy goodness and enjoyed by millions around the globe. Often the life of the party and a go-to comfort food, even if it lacks pepperoni.

This is the greatest cheese pizza of All Time

by Exodim January 16, 2024

Pulling cheese

A statement or action that is crazy, delusional, or wild.

If you get back with your ex you’re pulling cheese

by The cheese puller January 17, 2024