Blue Vein Cheese

The dick cheese found by the giver of a hand or blow job

on a man's erect penis immediately before the act is performed

Most commonly found on uncircumcised penis'

Example 1:Steve, *realising Bob has found his blue vein cheese* :Oh shit... im just gonna wash of the blue vein cheese if thats ok with you

Bob: No no, leave it. I like a little frosting on top..

Example 2: Linda: OMG! I aint touchin you unless you wash off that Blue Vein Cheese!

Greg: Oh...Alright..

by Quack-Mac August 23, 2010

Poopie Cheese

Adj. When you feel like you look bad (poop), when you feel just bleh in general, to describe any feeling that is not joyous or happy.

Noun. The scrotumy pus like hardened poop mixed with ball sweat that sticks to the gooch.

Hope, you never look like poopie cheese

by Hopesbf January 23, 2011

cheese dive

When you’re with an uncircumcised penis and you gotta stick your hand in that foreskin in order to reach that sweet sweet cheese

Jon, where were you last night?
Sorry man, i got carried away cheesediving, ended up in the hospital because they couldn't separate my hand from my dick.
Man, that cheese dive got intense

by magarina December 5, 2019

Foot Cheese

a fetish of cheese being on feet

Conner: Yo daddy send me some foot cheese

by Hotdogfunnylol January 16, 2021

burnt grilled cheese

1 asian in the centre of 2 black guys

can be but its not only used in a sexual manor

sexually: hey wanna go have a burnt grilled cheese? ;)

nonsexual: hey i feel so sorry for that girl getting burnt grilled cheese....

by MISTER GINGIE February 8, 2012

slow as cheese

When something as slow as cheese.

"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."

by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019

Cheese

c'mon, you know what cheese is.

Guy 1: Aw man, This cheese is Awesome!

by badictionarydude January 20, 2022