A whore who roams around the 573 area code acting alot like Jessica Hunter sleeping with whomever has the biggest wallet or bag of dope
by Shortstack81 October 31, 2023
Get the 573 mudcricket mug.When a woman tries to impregnate herself by scavenging cum from a used condom unbeknownst to the male in an attempt to baby trap him. Especially in the form of using a muddler to force the sperm all up into her vaginal canal, even though a baster would have been much more efficient, but she's clearly just a bartender and can't for shit.
As a man of your prowess, watch out for that bartender, she's sexy AF but also a gold digging cum muddler!
by RevelAndDance January 1, 2024
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A Carolina Mudslide is the act of defocating on someone’s chest but with large amounts of diarrhea instead of regular feces. This is similar to a Cleveland Steamer but with diarrhea.
“OMG did you hear that Jake asked Melinda to give him the wettest, nastiest Carolina Mudslide he has ever gotten, AND SHE DID IT!? Just wild that those two have only been together 2 weeks… at the beginning they started their love affair with Cleveland Steamers, and now this…*Shudders*”
by TJXXVII January 27, 2024
Get the Carolina Mudslide mug.The Mediterranean Mudslide is when someone is engaging in anal sex and the receiving partner releases excrement on the penis
by TexasStreetSweeper November 19, 2023
Get the Mediterranean Mudslide mug.Eddie didn’t realize that Fido had shit in the hallway and he pulled a Moline Mudslide when he slid down the hall on that brown kibble log.
by Mega Hemroids February 13, 2024
Get the Moline Mudslide mug.1 man is selected from a group of gents, and is tasked with chasing down the group in an attempt to insert his wiener in one of their asses.
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