big red
a thirty-five year old red-headed lesbian that weighs in at a whopping 580 pounds. She also acts like she knows everything and has over 28 diseases.
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boston red sock
after engaging in safe sex with your girl while on her period, remove the bloody condom from your penis and slap her across the face with it, repeatedly, until she cries.
So my girlfriend told me that it was that time of the month but she was really horny. I told her not to worry, thats what condoms are made for. So i slapped one on my willy and started banging her. Exept this time I decided to pull out in the middle with the condom dripping menstral fluid and when my girlfriend looked up i began slappin her in the face with it. It took a couple seconds before she began to cry for me to stop. then i reminded her that she is from boston so she better support the boston red sock!
boston red sock by Mike Grier April 18, 2006
walk of the red dragon
When Lucifer was banished from heaven he walked across the earth to get to hell. During his journey, as he walked, an onion grew in his right footstep and a garlic in his left. This walk shaped his vision of hell. While walking he felt the pain of losing a close companion or friend, the Lord. From this he imagined the 7 layers of hell, each level represented a way the great and all might lord had hurt and betrayed him. Thus the lord, God, through Lucifer created the ultimate suffering for man, Hell. The journey started on what we know as Dec 16 and continued through Dec 24. This epic didn't just shape heaven and hell but shaped the suffering we all face on the earth.
walk of the red dragon by *1*3*8* July 30, 2010
Rolling Out the Red Carpet
While participating in anal sex, punch your partner in the back of the head. At this exact moment pull out as hard as you can when the rectum seizes your snausage. With any luck the rectum will be pulled out. Now just walk backwards slowly while you "Roll out the red carpet."
Rolling Out the Red Carpet by Kingjared420 November 14, 2004
Midnight Red
Yo dude, I was over my girlfriends house and we were sleeping and all of a sudden she pulled a Midnight Red.
Midnight Red by Yololicious November 27, 2013
Code Red Anal
The most severe level of anal activity before the anus is ruptured and the grundle is no longer in existence.
Code Red Anal by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004