Tennis Ball Head

The act of staring blankly at a screen in the dark for a long period of time. Tends to avoid human contact at all costs.

A: Oscar's an actual tennis ball head.
B: He's just sitting there in the dark, doing nothing.

by ExquisiteMouse April 27, 2021

pink ping pong ball

An extremely large anal bead that gets stuck inside you for weeks at a time.

I used a pink ping pong ball last night. It felt so good.

by Louis Schimd October 1, 2017

Cock and ball moment

A variation of a Bruh Moment most commonly used by hardcore Cock and ball torture fanatics. In sentences it is often used alongside the phrase You like balls? You like cock and balls?

Bruh this really be a Cock and Ball moment

by CockMongler42069 June 18, 2019

Ball Collapse

When a man ejaculates the human body holds back to maintain the oval shape of the balls. When you shoot it all out, you create a vacuum, thus you have ball collapse. This often occurs in the presence of an excess of pussy.

"Jesus christ, back in the 70's when I was over Rick James house. I got so much ass I caught a case of Ball Collapse."

"Women be talking shit, men don't know nothing about pain! Women have babies! I be like bitch, YOU don't know about pain. I've had ball collapse. They don't have epidural for that." - Charlie Murphy

by Agracoots May 13, 2009

Ballsack blues

1. a dull, nagging pain in the scrotum from jumping, running or playing impact sports without support.

2. a lingering case of blue balls

Since i played volleyball this morning, i've been singing the ballsack blues.

by Teeny B Smith September 7, 2006

ball of aggro

Someone who supresses their anger and finds it difficult not to vent their anger on others

Alison is such a ball of Aggro. She comes in giving it the large like she owns the fuckin' gaff. Someone should pimp slap her then see what she's got.

by Benny Eyes from the Bronx August 7, 2003

ball-buckle

when one testicle is pulled out of the pants and placed near the belt buckle. often times the shirt being worn will be tucked behind the testicle.

often a frat-boy party trick.

similar to the "monkey brain" or the "ball bouquet."

Joe talked to a girl at the party with a ball-buckle for nearly twenty minutes without her noticing.

by Lee Erik March 6, 2009