wonker

The polite form of "wanker"

1. Don't worry kids, he's just a total wonker.

2. Jesus, here comes that wonker, Kevin!

by Dee Cee 66 April 4, 2009

wonkie

A young or rowdy male, particularly those who tend to party a lot.

Jeff's such a wonkie. Last night he went to the bar and vomited all over Jim.

by Tuby November 28, 2012

Wonka

A word of praise and general liking. Often associated with something out of the ordinary.

Man that movie was wonka! or You are so wonka.

by Octopus Arms April 16, 2009

Wonky Donkey

The act of having anal sex with a woman as she bends over to give another man a blow-job. As this happens, the men arm wrestle on her back. Once their arm wrestle has reached completion, the paired fists knock out the woman (see Donkey Punch).

Lets wonky donkey Rackle. But Im so gonna win the arm wrestle.

by hellequin23 November 12, 2009

Willy Wonka

Before eating a woman out, take one of your favorite candy bars and put it inside of her vagina. Tell her to walk around for 10 minutes and then enjoy two of your favorite things together, vagina and candy bars.
(Do not actually do this...it is a health risk)

Jimmy enjoyed a Willy Wonka with his girlfriend.

by Matthew Glick October 29, 2007

wonky

To be completely wasted, inebriated, shitfaced, blind. Must be said in an Australian twang.

I was getting wonky with me blokes while I was getting a bloody rimmy.

by 33rd Street July 24, 2005

wonkle

Wonky Toggle - A term used to define an input that results in a boolean value. Usually implemented using radio buttons, checkboxes, or a drop down menu, with values of true/false, yes/no, agree/disagree, on/off.

"Maybe we should just use a wonkle: Are you trippin (0) Yes ( ) No"

by Michael Bracken Chris January 6, 2008