towel boxing

A form of locker room boxing in which the fighters both wrap there knuckles in gym towel to supress injury when no real boxing gloves are available

locker room jackass1: what the fuck you just say to me?!?! Let's towel box right no cmon man let's go
Locker room jackass2: your on dick head! Towel boxing right here right now!

by TheElderScrolls345 January 22, 2014

scuzz towel

The special towel designated to be used during sex to protect the bedsheets from any scuzzy residue coming out of the participating parties.

“Yeah she squirted everywhere but my sheets were safe cause she was on my scuzz towel”

by Theyoungwolf98 April 26, 2022

embracing-towel

A large clean towel that you carry with you while strolling the beach, and then drape around the shoulders of any cute chicks whom you meet prior to giving them a hug, so that you don't hafta endure any disgusting yucky-sticky skin-to-skin contact with sweaty/oily arms, necks, chests, backs, and shoulders during said embraces.

I find that bathing beauties are much more willing to give me a hug when I bring along an embracing-towel; I even occasionally receive a warm-hearted compliment from da chick for my being "such a perfect gentleman" to think considerately of her like that.

by QuacksO December 2, 2018

beaner bath towel

When you use a small Mexican child to dry yourself after a shower or whenever you happen to be wet and a small Mexican child is present.

Jose was a very good beaner bath towel for everyone at the pool party.

by Moist butt hole August 25, 2016

Nose Towel

A Canadian word synonymous with tissues or Kleenex.

My nose is runny, can you please pass me a nose towel?

by carnyLP July 19, 2022

towel juice

After several people eat taco bell and let it simmer for 15 min causing extreme bowel movements and then perform a circle jerk interpretation on a towel. Afterwards they twist it to create a potent extraction that the then proceed to save in jars and save for later use.

I would go out and watch the new Brendan Frazier flick but I need to go buy more storage for my Mason jar collection of towel juice.

by Squirting burt October 22, 2015

Plab Towel

To wipe your ass onto a towel frequently used by someone.

"Ew, your cloth has the stench of a plab towel!"

by godkre666 June 20, 2022