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Wet Towel

A lethal weapon used to wreak havoc upon anyone in the changing rooms of a pool or gym.

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The term given to define something that is useless, pathetic and annoying in its self and to society.
Example 1

Mum: "How the hell did you get all those red marks on your back!!?"

Son: "Dave went on a killing spree with his wet towel in the changing rooms again..."

Example 2

Guy 1: Hey did you see that video of Justin Bieber starting on that reporter?"

Guy 2: "Yeah that kids such a fucking wet towel!"
by CheshireTheGreat March 18, 2013
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Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.
cooking with fire is lindy
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A person who hangs all over everyone, is a drip, and generally makes the place go sour if left unattended to immediately.
"Man, that girl is just a wet towel. She needs to get a life!
by Diters December 10, 2005
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Mike is such a wet towel, i mean look at him he is just sitting there doing nothing.
by TheWizard13 July 27, 2011
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A phrase used randomly over voicechat in online games, originating in Team Fortress 2, to provoke people to chat more, to break a silence, as a battle cry, or just because.
...
Mikha: Wet towels!!
Grimson: ... What?
Jiggs: Did she just say wet towels?
Nuckpang: What's going on?
Mikha: Towels are going on. Wet ones.
by Nuckpang February 17, 2008
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When a used condom is turned inside out, and is smeared on a person's face.
While sleeping, Frank received a wet towel from Steve.
by DrewDrew October 19, 2005
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A phrase originating in the online Steam community, most notably Team Fortress 2. It is noted for being a random exclamation, but is also the only word in the English language which is simultaniously an adjective, an adverb, an interjection, a noun, a verb, a conjunction, an article, a pronoun, a cardinal number, and two words.
Grimson: lol, that gun is Wet Towels! (Adjective)
Jiggs: I know, I wrap it in Wet Towels (Noun)
Grimson: I bet it shoots Wet Towelsly (Adverb)
Mikha: Wet Towels! (Interjection)
Jiggs: I have Wet Towels knife too! (Article)
Nuckpang: Lol, let's Wet Towels them! (Verb)
Grimson: Mmmmm, Wet'owels (Contraction)
Mikha: Wet Towels agrees with your sentiment (Pronoun)
Jiggs: To be Wet Towels not to be! (Conjuction)
Mikha: But how many Wet Towels? (Two Words)
Jiggs: Wet Towels (A Cardinal Number)
by Nuckpang March 22, 2008
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