Ethan

An absolute twat who lacks chromosome who typically is smaller than there younger siblings.

Hey Chad remember that twat named Ethan who failed math in the resource room.

by Jesus Him Self121212 September 23, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is really cool sporty and attractive.
He likes to keep his secrets secret but when you know him well he comes across as a funny, entertaining human. Ethans are usually kind caring and loveable. He hangs out with funny people which develops his personality. He would stay up texting all night if it kept one of his friends happy.

What a lad he is...

Boy 1: Did you hear Ethan's joke Earlier?
Boy 2:Yeah, it was so funny I nearly wet myself...

by BADMAN TING ILY ETHAN November 5, 2019

Ethan

a sexy sexy boy who can seduce even his own kids into bed with him, he always pounds them in double trouble with his slimy feet rubbing again their tiny feeble legs

ethan

by A3KT3K October 19, 2019

ethan

ethans has a small pp! he will never be able to get tho goods unless hes gay =)

person 1: who has the smallest pp?

Person 2: oh yah ethan

by Ilove food November 10, 2020

Ethan

You suck booty cheeks

Lmao Ethan tends to say this

by I👏🏼AM👏🏼CRINGY👏🏼 October 20, 2018

Ethan

An EXTREMELY self-conceited person. Would rather talk about themself than listen to someone's last words. The farthest thing from humble, appreciative, and respectful. Thinks every girl wants his dick. Likes to use the phrase: you don't know me. Dad bod is a requirement.

Ethan has pushed me over the edge. I can't hear myself think over him talking about himself.

by Phatho May 20, 2017

Ethan

Makes memes on Paint, has mild retardation, and can't stop talking about his lactose intolerance/shitting everywhere.
Enjoys coffee and milk (sadly). He probably knows more about cars then you.

Look at dat boi, Ethan go SKRRRRRRRRRR SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR on da haters.

by Emaster304 November 6, 2020