4 definitions by I👏🏼AM👏🏼CRINGY👏🏼
A beautiful girl with a perfect body and a fast metabolism. She’s constantly getting asked out and has gorgeous brown eyes and hair. She is bubbly and happy(most of the time) but when she’s sad everyone can tell and everyone wants to comfort her. Nobody is messing with Skylar because she can be real cold if you get on her bad side.
Dude 1: Wow no wonder her name is Skylar🤤
Dude 2: Yeah she hates me...she ruined my life when i broke up with her about a year ago
Dude 2: Yeah she hates me...she ruined my life when i broke up with her about a year ago
by I👏🏼AM👏🏼CRINGY👏🏼 October 10, 2018
Dan: Bish your ugly
Me: Why tho
Kevin: I love you
Me: Why tho
Lauren: *bumps into me*
Me: Why tho
Goverment: You HAVE to go to school
Me: Why tho
Teacher: Do homework
Me: Why tho
My parents: Your dog died
Me: Why tho
Samantha: I hate you
Me: Why tho
Frank: Lol
Me: Why tho
Greg: My grandpa just died in a car crash
Me: Why tho
Dean: *bends over to pick up pencil*
Me: Why tho
Someone: Hey!
Me: Why tho
Little kid: *goes down slide*
Me: Why tho
Haha i have no friends
(Me: Why tho)
Me: Why tho
Kevin: I love you
Me: Why tho
Lauren: *bumps into me*
Me: Why tho
Goverment: You HAVE to go to school
Me: Why tho
Teacher: Do homework
Me: Why tho
My parents: Your dog died
Me: Why tho
Samantha: I hate you
Me: Why tho
Frank: Lol
Me: Why tho
Greg: My grandpa just died in a car crash
Me: Why tho
Dean: *bends over to pick up pencil*
Me: Why tho
Someone: Hey!
Me: Why tho
Little kid: *goes down slide*
Me: Why tho
Haha i have no friends
(Me: Why tho)
by I👏🏼AM👏🏼CRINGY👏🏼 October 10, 2018
I’m fine : she’s not fine
It’s whatever : definitely a big deal
Leave me alone : comfort her (unless she seems legitimately mad) in that case give her a little space
I love you : say it back to her idiot
I’m cold : give her your sweatshirt/jacket
Heyyy : she’s interested
It’s ok : not ok dude not ok never do it again
I look so ugly : COMPLIMENT HER AND SAY SHE’S NOT
I’m fat : COMLIMENT THE SHIT OUTTA HER
I don’t want to : STAWP she doesn’t want to... Give up my dude
*texts you alot* : respond asap she likes you brother
*ignores you* : give her some attention we love it
*smiles everytime you make eyecontact* : go get your girl
Ps. Say “beautiful, pretty, gorgeous, perfect, cute” NOT “thicc, sexy”
It’s whatever : definitely a big deal
Leave me alone : comfort her (unless she seems legitimately mad) in that case give her a little space
I love you : say it back to her idiot
I’m cold : give her your sweatshirt/jacket
Heyyy : she’s interested
It’s ok : not ok dude not ok never do it again
I look so ugly : COMPLIMENT HER AND SAY SHE’S NOT
I’m fat : COMLIMENT THE SHIT OUTTA HER
I don’t want to : STAWP she doesn’t want to... Give up my dude
*texts you alot* : respond asap she likes you brother
*ignores you* : give her some attention we love it
*smiles everytime you make eyecontact* : go get your girl
Ps. Say “beautiful, pretty, gorgeous, perfect, cute” NOT “thicc, sexy”
Her: I love you
Him: I love you too
Her: I’m so ugly
Him: No your not...don’t put yourself down like that...i think your beautiful
(Bam! Girl language decoded)
Him: I love you too
Her: I’m so ugly
Him: No your not...don’t put yourself down like that...i think your beautiful
(Bam! Girl language decoded)
by I👏🏼AM👏🏼CRINGY👏🏼 October 10, 2018