Pre teen 

Loud and whiney, usually found roaming around the mall trying to be 'grown up' while shopping at Limited 2. Idolize Hillary Fluff and Hannah Montana. Demand respect and attention at all times. Most have not started puberty yet, but walk around in tight jeans and mini skirts with no hips or tits and crappy, trendy haircuts.

"what a pre teen. She wants expensive 'big girl' stuff like high heeled shoes, make up and clothes, but still secretly watches Nickelodeon. what a tool"

Pre teen by Hillary Fluffs ass December 16, 2008

Can-teen 

A teenager of Mexican ('Can) decent.

This God damned Can-teen is tailgating the shit out of me with his slammed CRX.

Can-teen by Iwillslapyourchild October 28, 2013

cromagnon teen

one who lacks a sense of humor, judges people on the size of their biceps, and loves all things izod...also known to talk incessantly about dance music remixes. Natural enemy of the metro-sexual and the geek.

Yeah, I went to a show last week, and got attacked by a cromagnon teen. He wanted to show a girl his frat car, and I laughed at him having a spoiler on it.

cromagnon teen by ocsk8punk May 3, 2005

Duct Tape Teen and Bubblegum Teen 

The main two types of teenagers; other subcultures and labels branch off from these two.

A Bubblegum Teen is a run-of-the-mill teenager. These people tend to be self-conscious about everything and very superficial. They happen to be addicted to being popular and pop culture. Usually, their conversations will consist of sex, beauty, whining, and boyfriends/girlfriends, and use internet slang in everyday life. They usually follow every trend and try to fit in. They scorn uniqueness, but encourage groupthink and conformity.

On the other hand, a Duct Tape Teen doesn't give a @#%& about labels and does what they want. Duct Tape Teens understand the concepts of originality and individuality and embrace them. Like rolls of duct tape, they are all different. They come from all walks of life, from different backgrounds, and in all shapes and sizes. Each has his or her own thoughts and beliefs, none dictated by others.

The main difference between a Duct Tape Teen and Bubblegum Teen:

An example of a Bubblegum Teen's conversation -

Teen 1: OMG, I can't believe Dylan dumped me for that fat bitch, Lynne! She is soo fugly, and I'm so 1337 with my makeup. I'm so pretty!!! LOLOLOL!!!
Teen 2: IKR? Lynne is soo n00bish! I'm so prettier than her with my Hollister and Abercrombie and Fitch!

An example of a Duct Tape Teen's conversation* -

Teen 1: Hey, wanna go meet after school?
Teen 2: Sure, we can go skating, and hit the books, too. By the way, I like that skirt you made.
Teen 1: Thanks! I made it myself. See you there!

(* note that all Duct Tape Teens' conversations may not be like this, as they are all different.)

Duct Tape Teen and Bubblegum Teen by AllForSavingU October 18, 2012

Aqua Teen Hunger Force 

One of my very favorite shows n the best piece of shit I have ever seen!
Cast includes Master Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad

Cartoon Network is so fucked up and they ruined Courage the Cowardly Dog

Hey I know lets watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The best shit on TV!

Great Idea!

Aqua Teen Hunger Force by Flippydaslasher December 21, 2007

perma-teen brain 

Not fully developed; No matter one's age, still acting pre-teen to teenager attitude. Drama-oriented attitude, naturally dramatic

she may be 50, but she's got a perma-teen brain, still trying to cause adolescent drama, she still hasn't matured.

perma-teen brain by kandiekay February 20, 2011

Nic Teen 

See you in 50 years... oh wait you’ll be dead! :)
Do you smell that I smell lung cancerrrr!

Yo let’s go vape in the bathrooms

Omg did you see Deans story he is such a nic teen.

Nic Teen by Karen Lisa November 5, 2019