stacking the team

In high school football when players from different school districts converge to one school to make the sports team better. They stack the teams with good players from other distriicts

You see the same high school football teams in the championship games because the coaches and parents are stacking the team with all the good players from neighboring school districts.

by DadaC October 4, 2013

Standing ovation

Where a man develops a HUGE boner when he sees a hot chick.

Look! A standing ovation!

by poopscoopydoodoo August 25, 2019

Stalking

Obsessively observing.

“Was she stalking him?”
“Well, no...but yes.”
“What?”
“I mean, she was obsessively observing him.”

by S Allison October 1, 2019

calendar stalking

The act of using Outlook or other calendar programs to determine if someone is in the office, busy, or just ignoring you. Typically through creating a draft meeting and adding their names.

I hadn't heard back from Jim today, so I engaged in a little calendar stalking to see if he was busy or just ignoring me.

by lismo September 24, 2009

Gout-standing

Adjective conveying cynical elation; most useful towards someone fishing for compliments referring to something boring, unimpressive or visually offensive.

Fredward: Do you guys like this pool of puss I made? It came out of this enormous pustule on my knee here!

Leonard: WOW, your knee and pool of puss are both gout-standing Fred.

by Ley2Lo February 9, 2010

Auction Stalking

Watching an auction that you never intend to participate in, just to see how high it will go.

Person 1: Yo! I can't believe that cup went for $150 on Ebay!

Person 2: How do you know it went that high?

Person 1: Shoot, I was auction stalking it all night!

by Lillyblume December 21, 2010

Parental Stalking

When one's parents are to "stalk" their Facebook page, hunting for vulgar or inappropriate language or posts.

A: Can you hang today man?

B: Nope, I'm grounded.

A: Why?

B: For saying "Fuck" on Facebook.

A: Wow, so they were parental stalking you again?

B: Mhmm, I'm sick of their shit, I'm blocking them when I'm ungrounded.

by Onemanarmy675 November 14, 2011