a heated device where you put your hair in between to hot plates and it makes them straight. the people using them either want to have straight hair, or look like asians.
by Murry23 June 17, 2009
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-adjective
1. Relating to an ass without a curve, bend, or strictly vertical/horizontal
2. Honest person who speaks direct about anal.
-noun
1. A person who is acting like a homosexual, but in fact is a heterosexual.
1. Relating to an ass without a curve, bend, or strictly vertical/horizontal
2. Honest person who speaks direct about anal.
-noun
1. A person who is acting like a homosexual, but in fact is a heterosexual.
-adjective
"Oh, there is my missing toothbrush"
"Yeah, pardon my straightass. I coincidently put it up my asshole"
-noun
1."Hi guys, guess what happen to me last night after yesterday?"
2."What...?"
1."Well, I was able to suck dicks until I farted in which made me spit cum on my new jacket"
2."Liar, liar pants on fire! Nigga you are a fucking straightass"
1. "I swear man. I put that on my grandma's little cousin's uncle's dogs master's nephew. I am not even lying. "
"Oh, there is my missing toothbrush"
"Yeah, pardon my straightass. I coincidently put it up my asshole"
-noun
1."Hi guys, guess what happen to me last night after yesterday?"
2."What...?"
1."Well, I was able to suck dicks until I farted in which made me spit cum on my new jacket"
2."Liar, liar pants on fire! Nigga you are a fucking straightass"
1. "I swear man. I put that on my grandma's little cousin's uncle's dogs master's nephew. I am not even lying. "
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Manny "Dude, that's some straight up Bourne shit"
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Brian "That's some straight up Bourne shit"
Manny "Dude, that's some straight up Bourne shit"
Manny "Dude check me out"
Manny then proceeds to jump from a roof through a window on the adjacent building
Brian "That's some straight up Bourne shit"
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