jew-spring

The offspring of a Jewish couple. The jew-spring hatch from large black eggs ("jew eggs") and closely resemble giant rats, the only differences being their curly sideburns and an abundance of dispoasable income

Carl Allinson from Norton in Teesside (England) is an example of Jew-spring. The egg he hatched from was so large it drove his mother insane during birth and she is now totally off it

by sean mcghee February 1, 2009

spring roll

a tiny & thin penis

Tim had the smallest spring roll I ever did see!

by alliebee November 10, 2007

Sprant

when you are sprinting and drinking a sprite.

Joe sprant up the field with his can of sprite

by sprant man July 17, 2012

canyon spring

A hott ghetto high school.

dang i want to go to canyon spring.

by ambeezy May 16, 2007

springer reject

1. somebody who is so visually/mentally heinous that even the godfather of fucked-up wouldn't let them on his show.

'what a springer reject.'

by Jamie December 2, 2003

springbrook

One of the lameest places to live...
its called a hamlet...
only 8 mine out of red deerbut yet its totally icolated.
Filled with stoners, and coke heads, leads fo an easy place to see drugs.
Kids as young as six fall into the trap of marijuanna.
Also hosts a cadet camp. which is also extremely lame.
Could also be called the red deer airport.
Lame lame lame lame lame!!!!

Yo mofucka, ive lived in springbrook for 8 years and all ive done is smoke alot of weed.

by stoner of September 7, 2007

Springfield, NH

Springfield is a small town in New Hampshire consisting mostly of drunk hicks, loosers, and rednecks. There is nothing there except for empty beer cans on the sides of the dirtroads and cigarette smoke. Hobbies there include shooting animals (otherwise known as hunting), doing drugs, and having parties with alcohol. These activities are taught as young as the age of 3. There is nothing to do that is fun. It's basically a waste land. My advice: Never go to Springfield.

Steve: Have you ever been to Springfield, NH?
Tim: Why would I go there? Springfield sucks!
Steve: Good Call.

by J_Doe052395 March 29, 2011