J_Doe052395's definitions

Springfield, NH

Springfield is a small town in New Hampshire consisting mostly of drunk hicks, loosers, and rednecks. There is nothing there except for empty beer cans on the sides of the dirtroads and cigarette smoke. Hobbies there include shooting animals (otherwise known as hunting), doing drugs, and having parties with alcohol. These activities are taught as young as the age of 3. There is nothing to do that is fun. It's basically a waste land. My advice: Never go to Springfield.

Steve: Have you ever been to Springfield, NH?
Tim: Why would I go there? Springfield sucks!
Steve: Good Call.

by J_Doe052395 March 29, 2011