jew-spring

The offspring of a Jewish couple. The jew-spring hatch from large black eggs ("jew eggs") and closely resemble giant rats, the only differences being their curly sideburns and an abundance of dispoasable income

Carl Allinson from Norton in Teesside (England) is an example of Jew-spring. The egg he hatched from was so large it drove his mother insane during birth and she is now totally off it

by sean mcghee February 1, 2009

Jewstring

A "Jewstring" is basically a "G-String" manufactured specifically for Jews. "Jewstrings" tend to be unexpensive and in some situations very uncomfortable. Typical "G-String's" are built to fit comfortably and at times can cost a fortune! "Jewstrings" were invented so Jews can save money, but still be stylish. They come in lots of sizes and colors. The most popular being "Yiddish Yellow," "Shalom Silver," and "Goy Green."

Guy: "Hey, check it out! That chick's Jewstring is showing."
Girl: "Eww, why are looking at her Jewstring?!"
Guy: "Cause it's totally showing!"
Girl: "You're sick!"

by LBeezie92 February 25, 2010