The offspring of a Jewish couple. The jew-spring hatch from large black eggs ("jew eggs") and closely resemble giant rats, the only differences being their curly sideburns and an abundance of dispoasable income
Carl Allinson from Norton in Teesside (England) is an example of Jew-spring. The egg he hatched from was so large it drove his mother insane during birth and she is now totally off it
by sean mcghee February 1, 2009