splætt

Splætt is the Norwegians word for the sound of something hitting the ground, but it’s like a softer thing like jello, wet things, perhaps a baby. splætt is used in situations when u can say respect the drip, splætt is the suns the drops make when they hit the ground, but it can also be used instead of words such as cool, chill, nice, fantastic. Most of the time is seen Rochester with the word heftig which means really cool.

1: did u see me doing that cool thing
2: yeah, heftig splætt

by slemo March 31, 2020

splat

idk it means splat

“Dude the ballon looked like a splat”

by moicah April 22, 2020

Slaptuck

When one of the bros notices your hard so they slap your dick and it tucks up into your waistline.

Jared: Thanks for slaptucking me earlier bro
Chucker: No problem bro, good thing I notice before Sarah did.
Jared: I know right wouldn't want my dog seeing that😅😅

by simpletim July 18, 2020

slaptasick

Something that make you loose control when something so funny happens that causes you to slap your knee

Holy shit did you see that shit ..pete did look he all slaptasick over there still ..well ill be ..yup ummm mmm

by Pepéleepew September 15, 2020

Splat Holt

A suicide jumper from Cinnaminson, New Jersey.

Pal, you have no idea how bad my luck has been today. Some poor slob decided to go splat holt on my car.

by Koknballz December 20, 2020

Splatitude

A meaningless self-quote (usually in a swirly font on a busy background) trying to sound philosophical, but falling as flat as a lead balloon.

His endless strings of splatitudes made him a bore at parties.

by CaroRio January 21, 2021

Splatter of matter on the wall

a euphemism for "shit hits the fan"

Get your work done early in case of a splatter of matter on the wall.

Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!

by drunk professor January 26, 2021