short stick

A male that has an obnormally small penis. A person that cannot quite satisfy his female campanion. Someone who does not have what it takes.

That guy on the back of the phone book must have a short stick.

Anyone who would drive a twin turbo Porsche must have a short stick and is trying to compensate.

That fucking Ned is a short stick.

short stick by BIG NUTS January 11, 2005

short man johnson

the dissese of the short dick

ya rickys a short man johnson

short man johnson by CZAR (lance) October 23, 2004

short bus 

A hellhole of a job for any sane monkey. A yellow vehicle just asking to have its tires slashed. I mean c'mon I would love to see the bus driver trying to handle about twenty retards laughing and crying and crapping their pants!!!

No Jimmy don't run into oncoming traffic!! The cars don't want to play with you so get back on the short bus!

short bus by Diana and Rachelle May 18, 2004

Short Stack 

"Short Stack is an insanely shitty band from some random town in Sydney. they make shit music and make us normal people's ears bleed."

This is the definition for stupid people who have no lives
short stack are an amazing band who consists of shaun diviney, lead vocals and guitarist, bradie webb, drums and keys, and the sexiest bass player of all time andy clemmensen, bass and back up singer.

person 1: hello? hello? are you not listning to me?

person 2: * ignores*

person 1: short stack!

person 2: *looks*

Short Stack by Geema. x March 4, 2010

Short Dick 

a dick that is very small, and is common to belong to an asian person

Wang is 2in... he has a short dick

Short Dick by drdicker69 June 8, 2010

short-distance 

Communication, relationships, social interaction, etc. that takes place over a usually long-distance medium such as phone or internet but which occurs within earshot. Opposite of long-distance.

Lacey (texting): omgwtf im so board lollll
Stacy (aloud): Why are you texting me? I'm sitting right next to you. Cut the short-distance crap.

short-distance by wordshark May 21, 2008

short stories with tragic endings

A song by From Autumn To Ashes, I'm not gonna put down my opinion of this song because I don't really wanna get into that arguement about if its good or not. It's the 10th and final track on the 2001 album "Too Bad Your Beautiful".

Short Stories With Tragic Endings
"Cry For You, Shed Tears, Morn, Wish The End, Cry For You"
"The Only Reason You Are Here Now Is A Reminder Of What I'll Never Have"

short stories with tragic endings by getalifeandajob January 18, 2009