shitbird

Someone who likes to get hopped up on drugs and vandalize their school's bathrooms with drawings, toilet paper, explosions, etc. All shitbirds worship the lizard gods and the lizards tell them to spread their religion to their school via sharpie. Never hand a shitbird a sharpie, if you do he/she will immediately leave the room and the next time you walk into a bathroom there will be lizards everywhere. Taking prescription benzos can lead to you becoming a shitbird and if you take these drugs, you will likely wake up in the middle of a bathroom full of lizard drawigs, covered in ink.

"Hey shitbird, stop vandalizing all the bathrooms

by The Xan Man February 28, 2019

shitface

what my dad calls me every time he sees me :(

Dad: Oh its the ShitFace

by Faze_Sad_Boi July 4, 2019

Shitdick

A slur that holds as much power as the n-word but isn't an racial slur. Being called a shitdick is the thing that starts wars.

Evan: *window peaks me like a little bitch*
Me: Fuck you stupid shitdick

(A more unconventional way)

Stupid shitdick nigger

by Thicc boi Sal July 22, 2019

Shiffing

The compulsive habit of sniffing your own shit

Has Bob got shit on his nose again?

Wish he’d take better care when he’s shiffing

by The Bristol Trickster September 19, 2019

ShitDick

You Are an 11-year old who's friend called him a shitdick and you don't know what it means

Robert: Haha You're a ShitDick
Carl: What does that mean?

by Me on April 20, 2020

shitfartcumasssuck

Fuck
when fuck

Me: I'm about to shitfartcumasssuck you momma
Everyone: Ok

by epitomeofsex May 19, 2020

Shitbird

A score of 26 in darts acquired by shooting a 1,20 and a 5 in no particular order.

Dave Chisnall shoots a lot of 180s, but never I've never seen him shoot a shitbird!

by Spasman June 10, 2020