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Richard Dawkins 

Most famous as an evolutionary biologist, Richie D. is the author of titles such as The Selfish Gene, The Blind Watchmaker, Climbing Mount Improbable, and recently, Unweaving the Rainbow. A graduate of Oxford University, he has taught zoology at the universities of California and Oxford.

One of the biggest names out there supporting evolution, this scientist is also stunningly handsome, or, in the words of young future scientists, "he's a cutie." Just look at that curl. Awwww.
"Richard Dawkins says we evolved from a bucket of primordial soup."

"The Oxford accent and curl tell me that everything Richard Dawkins says is right!"

"POND SCUM!"
Richard Dawkins by Stacey G September 25, 2005
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Richard Ivey School of Business

A Business School at the University of Western Ontario in London Ontario. The HBA undergraduate program is known best for graduating self righteous douche bags who take pride in knowing their parents forked over $45,000 for a 2 yrs undergraduate degree. The Ivey school of business is known as tedious yet easy when compared with other undergraduate business degrees as 40% of students total grade is attendance and the other 60% is making certain your parent deposit the $22,000 yearly checks. Its is almost unheard of for a student attending Ivey to receive less than an 80% in any class regardless of his/her actual work. HBA students traditionally do very poorly when writing post undergraduate exams such as the; GMAT, LSAT and CFA I,II,III exams. This due primarily because these exams are marked on substance not parents ability to deposit checks. Furthermore the HBA program is populated primarily with students who have a long history of paying for marks in the past. the vast majority are students that attended private highschools.
Bro 1:"dude i killed the entrance exam to the Richard Ivey school of business"
Bro 2: "Dude there is no entrance exams for Ivey? Any one who has completed 2 years of undergraduate school in any program can apply?"
Bro 1:"Dude then why did i have to fill out a sheet asking my parents for their full name, and number and a memo??"
Bro2:"you mean a check?"

richard ramirez 

The worlds most hottest freaking serial killer to exist. I hope everyone simped for him.
richard ramirez didn't deserve to die
richard ramirez by hAiLeY_iguess December 7, 2021

Richard Nixon 

The act of giving a hand-job without the use of spit or lube.
Bob: "How did it go last night?"
Pete: "Could've gone better. She gave me a Richard Nixon."
Bob: "Oh Shit. So your shit's all raw?"
Pete: "Yep!"
Richard Nixon by StevieBones December 29, 2010

richard nixon 

A Richard Nixon is the act of a woman, or a man, kneeling between two men, and reaching over her head to jerk the men off in a manner similar to Richard Nixon's peace sign gestures.
Wow! Look at that! Cindy's giving those guys a Richard Nixon!
richard nixon by biggshow13 October 16, 2005

Richard Elfman 

Popular director of such b-rated films as Modern Vampires and The Forbidden Zone. Brother of Danny Elfman, son of Blossom Elfman, and father to Bhodi Elfman.
"I can't wait to see Richard Elfman at the opening of his new movie!" squealled Kathy.
Richard Elfman by Tiffeh May 8, 2005

richard anbles 

dick and balls -good 'mike hunt' style fake name
haywood jablome emailed, mike hunt, mike ondombroke and richard anbles
richard anbles by michael foolsley November 27, 2009