Retard Units

Retard Units is an unofficial synonym for "imperial measurements". As the rest of the world use metrics, the internet culture started mocking the medieval traditions of the Americans, and how little sense the usage of imperials pose compared to metrics.

Space begins 100 kilometers from the earth, that's 62,14 miles in Retard Units.

by Alseimik March 5, 2018

Retard Unit

What normal people usually call the imperial system.

Normal person: It's 32 degrees Celsius outside or 90 retard units.

Retard murican: It's 90 degrees.

Normal person at the gym: 70 kg
Retard murican gym nolife: Yo I just benched 154 lb. Do you even lift bro?

#murican retard #imperial system #metric system

by watchoutch January 24, 2017

ok retard

A phrase used to jokingly disregard a statement made by someone. Usually said on the internet, and can be used against anything. even no u

Guy 1: Dude, The Walking Dead is way better than Breaking Bad

Guy 2: ok retard

by Slicky Willy Clinton May 8, 2018

based retard

Someone so retarded that they create a humorous or good situation purely on accident.

Tom: Bob drove drunk and ended up slamming into that shitty modern art statue.
Bill: Based retard.

by SloppyPartyBottom November 3, 2018

retard-edible

a very strong snack made with marijuana

I think I ate too much of that retard-edible because I cant stop laughing.

by jonesberger October 7, 2018

Retard Logic

A backwards unsupported logic, used by someone to back up a ridiculous idea or statement on something that is blatantly obvious to the second party.

Marcus: That girl looks like she sucks dick for a living!

Sara: Actually no, we live in a cold climate. I'm pretty sure her lips are just chapped, Stop using retard logic to arrive at every conclusion!

by DreamStatic May 7, 2012

Dentally Retarded

Somebody who has orthodontic problems, especially teeth coming in slowly.

"My orthodontist said I'm dentally advanced."
"Mine said I"m dentally retarded."

by plunger333 August 7, 2007