Chicken Phillip

When you are drunk and you want red rooster

It's gotta be red chicken phillip

by Pengueleon May 4, 2015

phone zombie

Someone who walks aimlessly through a grocery store or other public place while talking intently on the phone. Phone zombies are usually clueless about where they're going, who they're blocking, or how stupid they look. Their conversations are usually loud and unimportant, but they don't care.

This phone zombie bitch was jibber-jabbering right in the middle of the frozen food aisle and keeping me from the Jamocha Almond Fudge. So I ran my cart right into her ass. I'm sure I left a bruise, but I don't think she felt it.

by Noir January 10, 2007

Phantom Text Syndrome

Phantom Text Syndrome, or PTS, is an acute neurological phenomenon characterized by thinking you have received a text from someone (i.e. by vibration or sound indicator) when actually nothing has occurred. Recently coined by world-renowned Psychologist Gustav Kuznetsova, PTS is now accepted by the American Psychological Association.

Guy 1: (Abruptly reaches into his pocket)

Guy 2: "Got a text, dude?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, let me just…"(Pulls phone out to see a blank screen) "Oh, wait.
Forget it. Guess I was wrong."

Guy 3: "Phantom Text Syndrome!!!"

Guy 2: "Yo, I think they got meds for that shit now."

by Chargeitup09 March 8, 2009

nigga phone

not having enough cash or credit to have regular cellular service

man, my nigga phone ran outta minutes, as i was talkin with my ho

by harley bandit January 14, 2010

Phaedra

Phaedra is a very beautiful girl, who may seem cold on the outside. But if you can get close enough to her you’ll see that she is an amazing person who cares deeply about everyone in her life. She will be one of the best girlfriends you’ve ever had, Phaedra will always put your needs first and will never cheat.

“Phaedra seems like such a bitch.”

“She’s really not once you get to know her!”

by Lifeisgood1378 December 5, 2017

Phillip

A Phillip is a very strong person, and when he goes all out, then it's over for you.

Boy 1: "Phillip is fat."
Phillip: "No."
*Phillip proceeds to knock Boy 1 out.*

by lil mil May 12, 2021

no phun intended

absolute heavenly music about pain written by the god himself, Tyler Joseph ( of twenty one pilots ). It's too good to explain. Oh my god. I can't. Its too good. PUT IT ON ITUNES PLEASE. OR AT LEAST SPOTIFY.

Person one : Dude,,, what's your favorite twenty one pilots/Tyler Joseph album?

Person two : Bro,, It would have to be No Phun Intended.

by captain unrelatable November 19, 2017