mountain dew trip

when you drink a lot of mountain dew soda (3 to 5 cans) in a hour while playing videogames with 3 friends at night and you begin to see or hear things that do not exists

person one: "is that phone ringing?"
person two: "no, but i heard it too, we must be on a mountain dew trip"

by eldredge June 6, 2007

Mountain Injun

A Tibetan, because they are a darky and live in the mountains. It's their fault they got taken over by China, just like it's the Indians fault for being on our land before we got here.

Mountain Injuns are like pack horses, they can carry a lot, but otherwise worthless.

by Nick M. C. April 27, 2006

mountain did

a bottle or can of mountain dew that at one point contained the beverage but now contains either nothing or a mystery liquid.

"dude get me a dew."
"Na man. we only got some mountain dids in the trash"

by james blissenbach(dj's friend) April 3, 2009

mountain dewzzie

'noun;' The procedure of introducing mountain dew into the rectum and colon via the anus. Typically performed by squeezing a two liter bottle of Mountain Dew soft drink directly into the afflicted anus. May result in "extreme" bowel movements and loss of sperm.

1. "I'm pretty loose after that mountain dewzzie;"
2. "I just ordered a two liter for your daily mountain dewzzie."

by fktnyromo April 26, 2009

Mountain Teeth

A set of teeth that are discolored and rotten. Often, many or all of them are missing. Primarily found in West Virginia, Kentucky and other Appalachian states.

While traveling through Wheeling, WV, on vacation, I went inside a service station to pay for my fuel and saw a gorgeous girl behind the counter. I decided to flirt with her a little, up until the point she smiled, revealing her hideous mountain teeth. I left.

by sinsix February 10, 2010

mountain dizzerp

slang for mountain dew mixed with whiskey and codine

yo hey man, hey you sippin on sizurp like a bizzich, but shit different on the mountain... mountain dizzerp

by rusleezy March 8, 2011

mountain killer

Person who habitually chooses the same ascent route on a mountain, chipping at its face more each time, thereby destroying more of the mountain on a climb.

Richard, why not use another route to climb that mountain? Leave that route so others can enjoy it. You're a mountain killer!

by pentozali May 6, 2011