Merched

"Pulling out" during sex and cumming unexpectedly on a female conquests face. Mainly applied to drunken hook-ups.

"You've just been Merched!"

by DUSTontheBOTTLE January 26, 2010

merciless

to be really good in bed; to go hard & fast; to have no mercy

"so how was it?"
"he was MERCILESS"

by hickz =] October 16, 2008

mercedes driver

Rich ass mother fuckers who think they own the road and have no sense of direction

Watch out Mercedes driver ahead were going to crash

by Chubbs97 January 30, 2016

mercedes madrid

Some stupid man-looking beottch that goes to pistor middle school that is always confused does't know wat the hell is going on anytime.
beware dont try to be friends with her she is a Backstabbing lieing hater that i hate.

how should i start? well shes alwayz confused she hates on me 4 no reason at all and shes a backstabber.

by Annonymous:-P April 3, 2005

Mass Merchanditis

The hazy feeling one gets after spending too much time shopping at large chain stores including but not limited to Walmart, Home Depot, and Bed, Bath and Beyond. Characterized by a headache, dry eyes, blurred vision, blank stare, sore feet.

Jane had to return home immediately, take two tylenol, and a large glass of water as her day of shopping was beginning to result in a textbook case of mass merchanditis.

by John Banczak October 8, 2008

merc

mercedez benz

''damn did u see her merc convertable? fucking whack!''

by brendan August 10, 2003

Merchant

A bussinessperson engaged in the wholesale purchase for profit.

Edward had purchased a barrel of wine for the wedding and the wine merchant’s method of measuring the volume at first angered him.

by BlackPohatu November 21, 2016