mantra sutra

When one's central purpose and life's calling is the sexual satisfaction of every creature they encounter : man, woman, beast.

Have you seen the latest Keanu Reeves film? He's a master at the mantra sutra.

by bangingdads June 7, 2016

Maltrumpance

The horrible things that are said or done by Donald Trump or negatively experienced, heard, or feared by others because of him.

I can't even watch TV or be on the internet due to to all the Maltrumpance.

by LaLa Bling-ah July 19, 2016

Mastracci

someone who very frequently eats pussy or eats a girl out very often

Rodger is mastracci because he does it everyday.

by Mastracci August 31, 2016

martraviaon

The most sweetest nicest person you will ever meet; has a good personality and is very loving

Ex: I met the new boy Martravioan today; he's so sweet
Johnny is like a Martraviaon

by Dallas dictionary March 13, 2017

Maltruism

1

: selfish regard for or devotion to the welfare of oneself; malicious acts motivated purely by spite

2

: behavior by an animal that is not beneficial to or may be harmful to others but that benefits itself

"Wow, Randy is a dick! An elderly couple asked him where the DMV was and he told that it had shut down a year ago, and that they had to go back across town."
"Yeah, he is a firm believer in maltruism."

by jacksiback June 26, 2017

maströrstest

An action by smashing a mast pipe at a object to see if it stands the test.

Wow, I have heard that this new smartphone has a shatterproof display!
- Well, I trust you after a maströrstest

by g1214 October 5, 2017

mastreebation

Same action when you prefer treeholes over strokers.

"WTF is mastreebation?"
"You'll know next time you go hiking."

by MarkCw December 24, 2017