Mathis

A guy who is very loving and caring, he loves to be around friends but Also likes to be alone. He is the tall guy of the group, he is always there for those who needs him. He can cook a great big meal, dessert and everything. He will always listen to you talk 24/7. He is a very very nice guy with a great personality

"He looks like a Mathis!"
"Why?"
"He’s cute and adorable”

by Luca-deluca November 28, 2020

Machine Wash

Often seen in large, populated crowds of people, it is done by finding a random female, forcing her bent over, and inserting all of your dirty laundry right into her asshole. This is shortly followed by using Downy as lube to fuck her senseless, punch her in the face, and whispering into her ear "Rinse Cycle, Start" Finish up by corking the now ripped apart asshole with a vibrator.

Done often when in a rush to get poon and laundry done at the same time.

Ben: Yo, I've been digging Cindy Kim, but I cant ask her out, cause I'm busy with laundry tonight.

Dean: Nah man, just take your dirty clothes and machine wash

by DK0N6 January 20, 2009

Sex Machineguns

One of the best Japanese metal bands EVAR! They formed in 1996 and have gone through 12 members ending with Anchang with lead vocals and guitar, Ryotatsu on guitar, and Ken'ichi on drums. They have 10 albums and 17 singles. They used to be visual kei but have toned down a bit. They're close to Dir En Grey in awesomeness.

Guy1: Have you heard that new Sex Machineguns album?
Guy2: Hells yeah! That song Tekken II Rulez!!!

by Vinciroth February 6, 2008

mathilde

A goddess to earth, the prettiest of all. She is super smart, she has tons of friends, she has problems with her parents so often sleeps at her friend's house. She has siblings and her family is recomposed. Everyone likes Mathilde, she's the popular girl of the school even tho the "popular kids" aren't her real friends. Mathilde is also amazing in music, she can sing and learn a lot of instrument. She's on a lot of sports team. She has the best personality anyone could ask.

She's so pretty, she's such a Mathilde

by moisturizer111111111 June 14, 2018

Boner Machine

Someone who pops alot of boners in public

He had a hard-on in Mcdonalds, what a boner machine.

by Je'sus July 2, 2008

Sybian machine

a device used by women for masturbation purposes.

She uses a Sybian machines rather than have sex with her hubby.

by uttam maharjan November 6, 2011

Chinese Slot Machine

This is when a woman shoves ice cubes up a guys ass. The cold sensations will cause the guy to lose his erection completely. This technique can be especially useful to help control males that suffer from premature ejaculation.

Heather's boyfriend was acting really cocky and bragging too much about himself so she gave him the Chinese Slot Machine while they were having sex causing him to shrink down to nothing.

by Heatherpleather November 23, 2006