Jogger

Someone who believes is engaging in excruciating physical activity but fail to realize he just can't run so must resort to fast walking.

Mike: Look at that guy jogging
Me: Yeah man, the girl next to him is walking faster.
Mike: What a jogger.

by woozyman May 23, 2009

Jogger

1. Someone who wishes they could run like a competitive runner, but cannot so they wear all sorts of running gear for no reason.

2. One of the worst things to call a runner. Runners and joggers are and never will be the same, to call them the same is to show much ignorance

Look at that runner go, in all that gear... wait what am I saying? Runners are faster, not to mention don't need more than shoes, shorts & a T-shirt. That's obviously a jogger

by true runner August 24, 2011

Jorell

Is a asain cunt that will tell your crush you suck dick And is just a wants to be black

Dude: hey what are you doing

Jorell: oh I told your crush that your penis is small

Dude: bro why tf would you say that your a nigger

by Im_loganpaul February 27, 2019

Jorel

A tall, almost giant-sized, skinny, unintelligent, black man, with an unbelievably small penis that uses his big mouth to make up for his lacking in sex department. Generally he has to pay to get laid.

His best pickup line: Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

^^^^^^^^This is a Jorels typical night out on the town.

by Suzie-Q77 June 27, 2008

jonge

A person who has red hair.

Lindsay Lohan is a really ugly jonge.

by ForrestGump August 17, 2007

Jorden

A crackhead who lies about everything just like his boyfriend delmer

Omg did you see that jorden over there

by Crackheadjordensnumberonefan May 21, 2019

muddy jogger

Similar to a dirty sanchez, the male removes the penis after anal sex and wipes the feces on the feet of the sexual partner.The partner then proceeds to walk, stand or rub the feces covered feet on the other partner. A mix of foot fetish and feces fetish.

"Dude, last night instead of the typical sanchez, I did the muddy jogger."

by Jagermeister989 August 19, 2007