John 

A goddamn bully, doesn’t like Apple products and is a lover of fried chicken

Everyone needs a John in their lives

John by Roobee11 August 4, 2020

John 

John is WHITE. not only does he drink pumpkin spice lattes he also plays football. sometimes he can be funny but is still really white and weird. he is also a VERY DRY texter

random guy: hey John

John:ok cool

John by jackesgossipgirl August 23, 2020

John 

Will reject a girl multiple times in one sitting.Very firm with their answer.Usually a shorter guy with brown hair and green eyes.Very rude yet honest at the same time. Has a soft,ghetto sounding voice.Will call you out.Good with kids but overall rude and funny.

girl 1:Are you her secret guy?
John: No you wish i was your secret tho.

John by $ Jmoney $ September 2, 2020

John 

John is very hesitant. He has very big ears and can very ambitious. They can be very cantankerous. They able. They are blue.

Guy 1: “look at john”
Guy 2: “okay”

John by spooksay September 9, 2020

John 

This one guy I know

Hey I saw John on the weekend

John by Konitherobot September 14, 2020

John 

Plays cold but feels a lot and can love a lot
he breaks your heart

he doesn’t feel remorse anymore

he is someone you can’t recognize no more

friend: hey, your music is loud and sad, are you okay?
me: yeah i’m fine

friend: don’t lie, it’s john again right?
me: yea:/

John by tjugofknett September 23, 2020

John 

The most understanding person ever . Caring and lovable he will love u no mater what . He loves his brother and friends . Hangs out with them 24/7

Hey why are u blushing ?!

John loves me ❤️

John by Carter t September 30, 2020