tater hog

A tater hog is an overweight woman, who eats a lot of potato chips.

She can have feet odor, a kitchen full of unwashed dishes and an uncleaned catbox. Usually this woman smokes copious amounts of weed and injects meth to "keep her figure" which only causes her to gain more weight.

The tater hog is a huge slut, who will have sex with any guy she can find who is in the carnival and will give her potato chips.

She is usually married to a guy, who looks like Doug Henning and is severely undernourished. The tater hog often uses her husband as a human punching bag after demanding sexual bondage and/or anal intercourse.

May be found sporting a Tazmanian Devil tattoo or TAZ underneath her belly and above her vagina.

Wow that tater hog went down to the Santicaligon Days celebration and ate at least three bags of potato chips. Then she made out with the guy, who was supposed to be operating the ferris wheel.

tater hog by Stoned 420 August 21, 2007

Double Hog Back Growler 

Pulling out the penis and the ball sack in plain view durnig the act of mooning

I gave Ed the Double Hog Back Growler at the golf tournament

Double Hog Back Growler by Kevin594 September 10, 2008

parking hog 

a driver who is too lazy to park between the lines and always ends up straddling two spaces.

That guy is such a parking hog I'll bet he even parks in handicapped spaces.

parking hog by backinbowl February 7, 2010

Gobble my Hog

An instance in which your girlfriend will wrap her lips around tip, shaft, and/or ball sack and proceed to gobble like a turkey on Thanksgiving.

I cant come to baseball because my girlfriend is coming down to gobble my hog

Gobble my Hog by The Hog Gobbler December 6, 2010

2.6 Hog Cycle 

A deck in the popular mobile game Clash Royale. It is mostly used in mid ladder decks to be annoying and get wins easily. The deck consists of the cards Musketeer, Log, Fireball, Ice Golem, Skeletons, Cannon, Ice Spirit, and Hog Rider. The deck is used to cycle or “use up” low elixir cards in order to constantly fucking spam Hog Rider for maximum damage.

It is mostly used by gay losers who have no friends and have never touched a woman in their life. They constantly fantasize about 12 inch cocks inside of their assholes, all the while cycling to infinity and fucking spamming hog, ice golem and canon to distract your troops so you can’t get a single hit on the tower, while emote spamming your ass. It is very annoying and extremely unfair to play against. There is a high chance you can extract cancer when playing against these losers. If you use this deck, you probably are very autistic and use Hog Cycle as a mean to get tons of wins to feel better about yourself and how much your parents hate you. Please, take a shower and stop drooling over men in the boys locker room while beating your 2 inch wang to them in the shower.

Cool Guy 1: “Hey, did you know that Aiden spams 2.6 Hog Cycle for every single match?”
Cool Guy 2: “Wow, what a fag. No wonder he has no friends.”

2.6 Hog Cycle by Clash Royale Enthusiast April 3, 2023

huge hog 

When someone has a massive dick

"Man that guy at the bar had a huge hog"

"Yeah I know man, I was jealous"

huge hog by Throbbing Vainy Massive Hog November 1, 2017

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you 

the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you by Keepo123 October 25, 2015