russian goggles

squatting over a girls head and placing each testacle in her eye sockets with an erection. Hense looking like "Russian Night Vision Goggles."

I gave heather the russian goggles last night.

by Dean and Bear December 9, 2003

google machine

Something old people call google. I dont know if they actually think that google is actually a machine. MAybe they think it is the computer. idk.

example 1: Grandpa - who's pitching for the redsox game today billy.
billy - I don't know granpa.
Grandpa - Well, why dont you just go get on your fucking google machine and find it on there.
example 2: billy - Hey, grandpa you catch any fish this weekend.
grandpa - I dont know why dont you just go ask your god damn google machine.

by spanky1234 January 24, 2009

Google Scholar

an individual who goes out of his or her way to appear to their peers on the internet to be far more cultured, intelligent, and informed than anyone else--thanks to their broadband connection to the internet and their extensive practice using search engines.

So i was winning for a change by nearly 69 points in my trivia chatroom and this 'google scholar' thought he could just march right in and take over.

by getnpsi September 6, 2008

Google Instant

A new feature that moves the search box around the screen as you type to make your search experience as painful and confusing as possible.

A: HOLY SHIT BRO I LOST THE BOX. W. T. F.
B: Calm down, its just google instant.

by H.YANG.OCN.PINS April 27, 2011

google en passant

when some chess players are goofy dumbasses and see someone do an en passant (google it) and say "OMG ILLEGAL MOVE CHEATER!!!!!"

person 1: THIS GUY JUST TOOOK MY PAWN!!!! ILLEGAL!!!
person 2: dumbass google en passant

by Klemperer April 30, 2023

Chinese Safety Goggles

Chinese Safety Goggles. When you dont have any safety goggles on hand and need to protect your eyes, you simply squint. Looking like a china-man and protecting your peepers.

John: "Hey Brian arent you going to use some safety goggles when you are tearing apart that tile floor?"

Brian: "Naw bra I dont need them. I have my Chinese Safety Goggles on. I never leave home without these baddies."

by Brain the Great January 28, 2010

scrapin' the google

During sexual intercourse, the removal of excess vaginal fluids --usually by the male-- by wiping his penis on the woman's thigh, thus generating more friction during the sex act.

My wiggah, I had that bizatch cumin' so many times I was scrapin' the google like every five seconds.

by vsnaipaul November 26, 2010