fass

verb. 1. when you get 0/0 on any extra credit assignment. 2. when you are talking about a test, quiz, or other school related assignment, and a parent walks in.

1. Friend: Yeah, I didn't do the spanish wordsearch that Sra. **** gave out.
You: Really? I fassed it too!

2. Friend: so how'd you do on the social studies quiz in Mr. ********'s class?
You: Oooooh... I totally f...(parent walks in)..assed it! it was soooooo easy! Hi Mom!

by Prplman May 14, 2009

Fassels

If you don't want to say Fuck, Shit, Ass, Dammit, Bitch, or anything else, just substitute the word "Fassels!" It works for everything! Let's say there's this very bitchy girl, go by her and call her a Fassel. She won't know what you mean but you will.

-Shelly

1.) Hey fasshole! What's up?

Substituting:Ass

2.) Hey bestie! You know how much of a fassel you are?

Substituting:Bitch

3.) God-fassel!

Substituting:Damn

4.) (My favorite) FASSELS!!!

Substituting:Fuck

by shaykay1995 October 19, 2010

False equivalence

Used when a liberal has absolutely no comeback for your undeniable facts and comparisons. Employed when they have no rebuttal and completely run out of feelings.

Well thats just false equivalence. Explain to me how it is. It just is so your facts are now rendered useless to me

by Qrut September 17, 2020

Fasses

Sharing a face and ass simultaneously which is sexier than two elephant seals going at it.

"How's our fasses doing today?"

by KikenIMVU December 10, 2013

false front

wearable breast enhancements arranged inside a bra, falsies

When she stretched he could see that she was wearing a false front.

by BaileyTwo March 7, 2010

false entitlement fallacy

(noun) The fallacy associated with the belief that being nice to someone entitles you to date them or sleep with them. Also the main reason that nice guys finish last

Guy: Hey, do you want to go out for dinner with me?
Girl: You are a really nice friend, but unfortunately, I am only interested in being friends.
Guy: After everything I've done for you? I feel that you owe me something.
Girl: Stop with the false entitlement fallacy.

by snakemasterepic February 13, 2018

Prima Falsey

When it is immediately obvious that a Female is padding her breasts.

Joe: Aww, she's hot!

Slug: Maybe, but allow me to introduce Prima Falsey evidence.

Joe: What?

Slug: Her tits are padded, dude.

by Johnny Pseudonym November 3, 2007