Double Dicker

Somebody who is not able to get with any girls, so he turns to sneaking into two-ways, and making them three-ways.

I was fucking a girl and then all of a sudden a double dicker came out of nowhere and made my two way a three-way.

by The Man with No Name November 6, 2017

Dinner and Ditch

The phrase used to describe a female who agrees to go out on a date with a male, the female has no interest in the male, but agress to go out on the date for a free meal. This can be repeated as necessary until the oblivious male figures it out or is usually ditched immediately. Note: This is not to be confused with a prostitute, there is usually no exchange of sexual relations.

Female A: Eww that ugly guy just asked for you number and you gave it to him?
Female B: Yeah duh, it's going to be a dinner and ditched
Female A: Hahah what a loser

by Crystal K April 18, 2008

Dicker Picker

when one of your friends is sitting or laying down and you quickly pick your friends dick like a claw game, the claw being your hand and the stuffed animal being your friends penis.

while doing this you must exclaim "DICKER PICKER!" while picking the dick

Friend 1-*laying on couch*

Friend 2-*unexpectedly comes over* "DICKER PICKER!"

Friend 1-"YOU BASTARD!"

by shablazum October 13, 2011

Kraft Dinner Deluxe

a Kraft Dinner Deluxe is your plain regular macaroni and cheese with sliced hot dog saussages in it, so it doesn't look as cheap.

Somebody in the working class (welfare, low income or anything related to that also applies) whos trying to improve their image or to make things appear nicer by buying/using/wearing cheap fashionable items. For example, copies of Tommy Hilfiger or Baby Phatt.

Picture Shirley and Steve in your local Bingo parlor for instance.

I passed by a flea market today and I saw so many Kraft Dinner Deluxe.

by Christineee November 18, 2007

Boy Dinner

A meal satiating only to the male gender, present this to someone female or nonbinary, they will likely not eat it nor enjoy it.

"Todays boy dinner is two cans of tuna mixed with mayo and tartar sauce, a chunk of bread, a box of Teddy Grahams, and a Zero Sugar Fanta.

by MajorMelon July 31, 2023

Dinner Sweats

When you hold in a poop at the dinner table so long that you start to sweat.

I was trying to be polite but was nerve racked by the dreaded Dinner Sweats.

by DrDinnerSweat March 6, 2013

TV Dinner

1) Getting head while watching TV

2) Giving head while the TV is on

3) see "hungryman"

I enjoyed a great TV Dinner while watching the game.

by Jeff D April 21, 2003