love drunk

when someone is completely in love, everything they do together feels so real, is so real. its like the perfect feeling to have in a relationship... Completely head over heels for this person.

"do you see them two"

"yea how cant you, they are love drunk"

by lovers4life January 29, 2009

drunk ebaying

The process of drinking a shit ton of alcohol and buying random things off ebay.

Man Isk jfust dravnk 3 40s! Imd gojhna bjy pokhnom emferald! Imn not drunk ebaying!!!!!!11

by Syd Syd Syd November 6, 2009

Drunk Wank

A masturbation session occuring after a heavy drinking session. Usually involving alot of noise, sweat and watching the same part of a porno over and over again.

Man i cant wait to get home and have me a drunk wank.

A-Man im so pissed i didnt pull tonite
B-Ah just have a drunk wank mate

by dannydierisatwat May 23, 2009

designated drunk driver

person who, in the case that everyone (including them) in the group is wasted to the point that they can't drive, has to drive everybody home, even though they're also wasted. Usually can drive really well when drunk. From "The Hangover"

Phil: Come on, just to Barstow! Everyone's passing us!
Doug: No, I promised I would be the only one driving. And besides, you're drinking.
Phil: Oh what are you now, a cop? You know I drive great when I'm drunk!
Stu: That's very true. If you'll remember, Phil was our designated drunk driver in college.

by J Filthy Money June 16, 2010

High School Drunk

When people who have started real lives with carrers and such decide to get extremely intoxicated.

Bob the wife is out of town and she brought the kids lets go out and get High School drunk

by Jeffy Mac April 25, 2007

drunk sex

drunk sex is when the people having sex and they are drunk and have absolutley no idea what they are doing. Also, they don't remember what happened when they wake up or when the finally become sober. It is also the best type of sex, most people say.

guy: Babe, i didnt know...i was drunk
girl: why did you have to go have drunk sex with some slut? We could've just had memorable sex with eachother? :(

by Gabbie<333 February 25, 2010

drunk facebooking

In the same vain as drunk dialing, drunk facebooking is the act of making conversation and sending text messages over facebook while intoxicated. These calls are generally outlandish and embarrassing to the dialer when seen the next day.

Stanley got drunk and started drunk facebooking me last night, saying how he wanted to hook up with Adolphus Busch.

by dribbledrool February 7, 2009