delight

I came home early from work. It was a hot day and i felt like a quick shower before doing the cleaning. I entered the bedroom and saw Kumale lying under the blanket obviously masturbating while listening to westcoast hiphop. His eyes were closed and i could tell he was approaching climax. His selflove turned me on so i slipped under the blanket and started licking and sucking his cock and balls. Softly stroking and squeezing his thighs and ass. Kumale didnt push me away, he let me participate and grabbed my hair guiding me and dictating my speed. I worked my way up kissing his belly, breast, neck, face, ears, mouth, eyes, nose. He tore up my underwear and moved my lap towards his stiff cock. I waited a bit teasing it with my vulva, she was watering yet thirsty, anticipating to swallow it whole, make it disappear in my wet, dark, warm cave and start the dance.

Kumale was sitting now holding me by the hips. I faced him and we kissed while he shoved his dick inside. It felt so good. We both moaned with delight. Kumale sucked my nipples and i soon climaxed and tensed up. All i could do is rest my head on his shoulder and let him cum. Our breathing slowed down, we kissed and hugged and i whispered in his ear that i would "...". He looked at me softly and lay me down. Then he placed himself between my legs and we fell asleep for a bit.

by Krkič July 12, 2019

Dairy delights

Large boobies

Did you see her dairy delights dude!

by Endless man March 13, 2011

italian delight

When your significant other is having sex with you then shoves a dildo up your ass, and puts a gun to your head right when you're about to climax.

I was acting up so I got an Italian delight.

My girl was acting up so I gave her an Italian delight!

Yo man have you tried the Italian delight?

by DareDevil827 February 3, 2017

Penile delinquency

The habitual committing of criminal acts or offenses by someone possessing a penis, especially one with a shorter penis than which ordinary criminal prosecution is possible.

Hey bro, heard about your penile delinquency. That really sucks man!

by TimmyTurnerFanBoy October 21, 2019

Ryan DeLong

Enjoys slaving away in tight spaces, while eating bon bons and rubbing his belly button. Never has to do leg day due to freakishly large calves. Glutton for listening to bald guys and superior leaders, 10 years younger than him.

Ryan DeLong the answer to all questions.

by richarchdadsfsadfasasdfasdfqwe January 5, 2022

Dunker's delight

Get yer missus to tilt her head back and open her mouth to its widest point. Now pour in milk until her mouth is full to the brim. Gently rests your cornhole on her nose and teabag her mouth on testy at a time so that your balls displace the milk making a fitting plopping noise. Keep teabagging until the milk is half gone then proceed to ram your cock right in there making sure to displace all the milk and choke the bitch

Wow the dunker's delight is better than digestives!

dunky dunky! That's how we do!

Fun for all the family with a dunka dunka

by feind87 May 30, 2008

Vampire's Delight

Incredibly potent new strain of marijuana that has a blood red color. When someone sees it for the first time, they often do not believe that it is real weed. Upon smoking it, they quickly change their minds.

"I swear to god that that weed is dyed or sprayed or something!"
"Nah, it's just some vampire's delight"

by VoodooChild17 March 25, 2010